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Jack English
@jackenglish.bsky.social
220 followers 170 following 650 posts
In Diego we trust ⚓️👇🏼 Millennial in LA.
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 3m
I’m suspecting devastating punchline is in the barrel for this one
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 50m
But are you denying the douchecanoe allegations?
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 13h
How many times did he practice this in the mirror? O/U 6.5
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 13h
Wee Boy 🤏
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 14h
It’s like when Saban played Rees for that one game against USF just so the fanbase would shut up about Milroe. Like “SEE??!!”
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 14h
I kinda thought this was just canon at this point
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 15h
That guy to his wife after putting 5 shirts on
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 15h
The real question is how many of those shirts he’s got on
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 19h
Handsome for me. But I’ll check my privilege
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 19h
And the other CFB programs heard all that noise and weren’t happy about it. They’re gonna get the score run up on them like TCU and UCF did a good bit. Dabo the only ACC coach that will lay off
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d
That made me think of the tweet where the girl said she got the ick when he got knocked over by the waves and couldn’t get back up
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 1d
There are other ways to stop the clock, but you can’t put time back on the clock. I don’t get why that’s so hard
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
Not cooked yet but I’m getting there
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
1000 likes and ill explain this joke to James Franklin
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
Idk what he said but they cut the audio for like 3 sec there haha
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve never watched much baseball but I’m jumping in the bandwagon cause I follow a bunch of Mariners fans and the vibes seem real good 🫡 go Ms
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
And that’s why you make the big bucks
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social this is like your dad discovering Joe Burrow

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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
I was dying at the announcer saying “and everyone makes it through!” Then the camera cut to the 8 car sitting there backwards and he goes “except Kyle Busch!”
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
Tepper just holding the redesign in his back pocket for when things get even worse. “Look…new uniforms!”
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve always thought our uniforms started looking worse when we added turf. Looked a lot better on natural grass
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 3d
The announcer saying “this is typical Carolina Panthers football” after that killed me. At least we have a brand
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 3d
Looking at you like “quit taking pics and get to work!”
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Jack English @jackenglish.bsky.social · 3d
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