A. M. Hennessy
@jackhennesanity.bsky.social
Witness to the Apocalypse, writer, and certified cat whisperer.
Sic semper Tytrumpus.
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Sic semper Tytrumpus.
NO DMs, please.
When I see Teri Garr I think about Close Encounters and how all she wanted in her hot yellow nightie was some wifely lovin' from her screwball hubby obsessed with a pile of mud.
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When I see Teri Garr I think about Close Encounters and how all she wanted in her hot yellow nightie was some wifely lovin' from her screwball hubby obsessed with a pile of mud.
The dinosaurs had their asteroid...mankind has our asshat politicians.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The dinosaurs had their asteroid...mankind has our asshat politicians.
I suppose the idea you can fly back home on your $90 million taxpayer-funded private jet to lick your wounds from such a public ass-kicking is what keeps that shit-eating grin on Noem's surgically mutilated face.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I suppose the idea you can fly back home on your $90 million taxpayer-funded private jet to lick your wounds from such a public ass-kicking is what keeps that shit-eating grin on Noem's surgically mutilated face.
Using Sharpies I'm sure to build out that infrastructure.
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Using Sharpies I'm sure to build out that infrastructure.
Would be nice to get some pie-in-the-face video.
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Would be nice to get some pie-in-the-face video.
I'm starting to think the press corps views these briefings as entertainment.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm starting to think the press corps views these briefings as entertainment.
"Times New Roman" aptly describes the current regime.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"Times New Roman" aptly describes the current regime.
KISS meets Spinal Tap.
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
KISS meets Spinal Tap.
Shitty cars built by a shitty guy.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shitty cars built by a shitty guy.
Looks like he's being flogged...if only.
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Looks like he's being flogged...if only.
Leavitt revels in bullshit like a pig in slop.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Leavitt revels in bullshit like a pig in slop.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
So in other words, all the groundskeepers at his clubs are like 3 times smarter than him.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So in other words, all the groundskeepers at his clubs are like 3 times smarter than him.
Maybe it's becoming a badge of honor for these beat reporters, to trigger a tantrum from the babyman.
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Maybe it's becoming a badge of honor for these beat reporters, to trigger a tantrum from the babyman.
I assume that would include a boxing ring and MMA dojo?
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I assume that would include a boxing ring and MMA dojo?
I can see RFKjerk pouring freshly expressed mother's milk over his roadkill souffle.
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I can see RFKjerk pouring freshly expressed mother's milk over his roadkill souffle.