Jackie Smith
@jackieesmith.bsky.social
terrible skateboarder, bad golfer, average tennis player, keen drinker
So that’s twice this week I’ve got 12 cms confused with 12 Inches when online shopping, in my head it’s the size of an album and have been ever so slightly disappointed 😂
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So that’s twice this week I’ve got 12 cms confused with 12 Inches when online shopping, in my head it’s the size of an album and have been ever so slightly disappointed 😂
Royal Mail app says tried to deliver no-one home (this is a lie) & to book re delivery. Despite having an app & a tracking number I don’t have a red piece of card (as this was never put through my door, as they never came to my house) so now apparently I can’t book a re delivery 🤯
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Royal Mail app says tried to deliver no-one home (this is a lie) & to book re delivery. Despite having an app & a tracking number I don’t have a red piece of card (as this was never put through my door, as they never came to my house) so now apparently I can’t book a re delivery 🤯
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Managed 14 holes in some pretty horrid conditions. Definitely need a solution for getting a wet bum whilst carrying a wet golf bag …. 🏌️♀️☔️💧
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I bought a new GPS golf watch in Black Friday and decided to go back to Garmin. Can’t go wrong with a Garmin. Only now do I discover it doesn’t show bunkers on a par 3. WTF?! 🤷♀️
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well I’ve just made an absolute banger of a butternut squash, red pepper and carrot soup featuring lots of ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg and I’m feeling very satisfied thank you very much 😋
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pleas explain this to me. You can identify my email address, you’ve added this to my Royal Mail app to track it. You’ve sent me a text message to give me a really unspecific delivery time. You delivered a different parcel to me this afternoon. But for this parcel you can’t identify my address 🤷♀️
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have to say I am LOVING this Black Friday. 🛍️🛍️🛍️
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Well, this is a bit different to last week in Spain. Up for golf with a feels like of -3 degrees when we tee off. Carry only so no room to carry bulky layers 🏌️♀️🥶☃️
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Squid Game The Challenge Season 2. Another banger. Classic reality TV. 👍
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Just one of the many problems of living next door to a building site. Found this on the road 2 feet behind where I parked my car last night.
Time to go home 🛫
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Time to go home 🛫
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Last chance for an early morning range session before travelling home. Lovely sunny day but cold and a bit blowy. 🏌️♀️⛳️
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
✔️ 1st person at breakfast
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
✔️ 1st person on the range
✔️ Last person off the range
✔️Only person doing some chipping practice
✔️ 1st person into the bar
✔️ Last person out of the bar
✔️ Worst 18 hole (nett) score 😂😂
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Last off the course. First in the bar. EVERY TIME FOLKS. 😛
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Woken up at 7:15am by builders working outside my room - just like being at home in other words 😂
Do people know the beer is free?
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Do people know the beer is free?
FFS! I was just congratulating myself on remembering tickets for something I wanted to see went onsale this evening, only after purchasing do I discover I’ve already got tickets on the same evening to a different gig. FFS. It’s next March who would have thought?!
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
FFS! I was just congratulating myself on remembering tickets for something I wanted to see went onsale this evening, only after purchasing do I discover I’ve already got tickets on the same evening to a different gig. FFS. It’s next March who would have thought?!
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
6pm local time and as per usual I’m the only person in the bar. Unfortunately this time I don’t just mean from my group. I mean the ENTIRE BAR 😂😂
Fabulous to be hitting balls outside in the sunshine this afternoon. The weather is so much better than was forecast 🏌️♀️☀️
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fabulous to be hitting balls outside in the sunshine this afternoon. The weather is so much better than was forecast 🏌️♀️☀️
Getting some gentle range practice in. 🏌️♀️
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Getting some gentle range practice in. 🏌️♀️
Lovely walk through Regents Park into The West End earlier for a spot of birthday clothes shopping and even bumped into Alistair Macintosh driving Lochlan’s pram to the swings 🛍️
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Lovely walk through Regents Park into The West End earlier for a spot of birthday clothes shopping and even bumped into Alistair Macintosh driving Lochlan’s pram to the swings 🛍️
2025 Scratch Prize Cup Winner! 🙌
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2025 Scratch Prize Cup Winner! 🙌
1 hour turnaround at home and then it’s back up to @EnfieldGC for this year’s prize giving evening 🏆🙌
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
1 hour turnaround at home and then it’s back up to @EnfieldGC for this year’s prize giving evening 🏆🙌