Jackie Flores
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Jackie Flores
@jackiejflo.bsky.social
Just educated enough to be angry all the time
Adulthood sucks. Texted my mom I was sick, and she sent back her Wordle score
April 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“The seasonal depression didn’t really hit me this year”

*first week of DST and I’ve recommitted to flossing, planned a garden, and done a week’s worth of dishes before lunch*

“Oh.”
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
13 yo: “Can you wake me up early?”

Me: “When and why?”

13 yo: “I want time to eat ramen noodles before school.”
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🧐
February 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The oil change tech just showed me my air filter and said it’s still good - should I bring him cookies?
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@brianoliu.bsky.social @tashacoryell.bsky.social spreading the gospel among book friends
January 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A hit follow up to the debut single, “Thanksgiving Lawn Mowing”
Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM