Jack Lint
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“A little well-bred obscenity never did any harm.” - Raymond Chandler
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They’re not my first choice for the World Series, but if the Cubs make it, how does the administration explain how the World Series is being held in a supposed war zone?
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Google images suggests that he's with Kayleigh McEnany (who is mentioned as testifying in the article) and she's listed as 5' 7" but is wearing heels here
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I miss when politicians would just say, "No comment," instead of acting like they're ignorant and not keeping up to date on important issues
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grawlix | noun | a series of typographical symbols (such as $#!) used in text as a replacement for profanity
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A local liquor store is called High Spirits
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I was complaining last week about it being unseasonably hot and now I’ll complain about it being unseasonably cold. Such is my lot in life
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If Texas wishes to infiltrate leftwing groups to investigate domestic terrorism, wouldn't it be best not to loudly announce said infiltration?
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How can he talk to the president (or does he mean the prime minister?) if Somalia has no leader? Unfortunately, this is one of his latest gags and we're going to keep hearing it because like a bad comedian, he only has a limited number of things to say
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I'm getting tired of the Republican use of "some." Like "some people say" or "some legal experts believe." I mean some people believe anything. "Some people believe the world is flat" is a true statement, but that doesn't mean the world is flat
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Like knowing a dragon's true name, knowing a person's middle name gives you power over them
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Can you even negotiate with an administration that regularly holds funding that has been approved by Congress?
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Who should get the Peace prize to enrage Trump the most? I don’t think Biden did enough internationally. Maybe a symbolic award to Harris. A posthumous award to Carter? I wish the Clinton foundation was more effective because either one getting the award would burst a blood vessel
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Economics seems to be the easy A of the Nobel prizes. Maybe add some more charts and graphs to your next book
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A riddle for @theguardian.com books page.
p.s. My new book 'Physics for Cats' is out this week in bookshops and online. Details at www.tomgauld.com
Title: One door leads to freedom, the others to certain death. You may ask one question. 

Image: Three guards with shields and speard stand in front of three doors. One guard sits at a folding table working at a typewriter, his shield and spear leaning against the wall.

Caption: One guard always tells the truth, one always tells lies, and the third always tells an entrancing story that blends reportage with imagination in an attempt to reach a deeper authenticity by moving beyond the narrow categories of fact and fiction.
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When I get up before sunrise and don’t want to turn on a bunch of lights, I use the light of my iPad Home Screen to navigate between rooms
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Are we going to get the old Dolphins drinking champagne this week?
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It's a mandarin orange, I think. If you can search for "capybara orange" you can find a bunch of photos and some of them are old enough not to be AI
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Insert Sure, Jan gif here
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If you’re a football player who wears #67 are you happy or do you just wish it would all stop?
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I just like that one is wearing a Fall Guys costume. Oliver would be so proud
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One of the local McDs kept changing the music because they didn’t want people hanging around using the WiFi and drinking free refills of Coke. They tried classical, country, and settled on music from WWII. Also replaced the booths with less comfortable seating
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Had to sign something online and of course that never works. (Maybe it's a skill young people learn now.) Couldn't we have electronic Hanko/Inkan so we just stamp when necessary? Set up some sort of government standard?
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It's wrong to take comics. Always pay for them. Hot comics will not make you happy
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My current theory is that when the people making up television schedule webpages don't know what's on at a given time, they just put in Professional Bull Riding. It's the Loren ipsum of television schedules
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When the World Cup was in South Africa, I would get up much too early and walk down to a bar that couldn’t even serve alcohol until the first match of the day was almost over. Good times