Oooooooooo-weee! I sure love waiting a day and a half to Wonder Pick a rare card and getting a Rattata instead!
Nothing butters my biscuit more, I tell ya!!

Would I rather go outside and have a properly functioning brain OR keep dying as soon as I load into a Fortnite match until my brain melts into a fine gloop?

I'll really have to ponder this one, I fear...

To the devs of Pokemon TCG Pocket:
Hey y'all, you know I love ya, but if you ever do a consecutive win streak challenge again I will delicately remove my eyeballs and mail them to you.
I ain't trying to go 4-1 to a Venusaur cause Charmeleon's at the bottom of my deck