Jack
@jackngton.bsky.social
1/cos(c) 🏳️🌈 - Migrated from the other place
#cpfc
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Me saying random words in the style of "MUSTAAAAAAAAARD" in Kendrick Lamar's tv off.
February 3, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Me saying random words in the style of "MUSTAAAAAAAAARD" in Kendrick Lamar's tv off.
I know we should feel excited to break the transfer record again, but I'm not
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I know we should feel excited to break the transfer record again, but I'm not
Borrowing a mate's Prophet 5 synth and I'm trying hardest not to recreate the whole of the Long Good Friday theme without the sax.
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Borrowing a mate's Prophet 5 synth and I'm trying hardest not to recreate the whole of the Long Good Friday theme without the sax.
Got reminded of probably the worst voice note in Irish history today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBa...
The Greatest Horseplay of All Time
YouTube video by Jim Shlan
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Got reminded of probably the worst voice note in Irish history today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eBa...
I have no idea where our lack of ideas are coming from. We're proper struggling but at least it's good practice for Mostar
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I have no idea where our lack of ideas are coming from. We're proper struggling but at least it's good practice for Mostar
How did the ref give the yellow for Riad when he had his back to it, and VAR can't give yellows? Has to be a guess right?
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
How did the ref give the yellow for Riad when he had his back to it, and VAR can't give yellows? Has to be a guess right?
Oh well.
Relegation fodder
Relegation fodder
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Oh well.
Relegation fodder
Relegation fodder
I still find it mental that Kendrick Lamar had a whole stadium calling Drake a paedo.
Crazy.
Crazy.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I still find it mental that Kendrick Lamar had a whole stadium calling Drake a paedo.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Flight simulators on 6 axis are so cool!
January 29, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Flight simulators on 6 axis are so cool!
I'm getting to do a full motion flight sim today for my birthday. Yaaay!
January 29, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I'm getting to do a full motion flight sim today for my birthday. Yaaay!
Nice, my work gave me a tonne of Irish beers for my 30th lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Nice, my work gave me a tonne of Irish beers for my 30th lol
Turquoise tories strike again.
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Turquoise tories strike again.
Our club should be renamed to Crystal Passengers FC. The only ones being taken for a ride are us, the fans.
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Our club should be renamed to Crystal Passengers FC. The only ones being taken for a ride are us, the fans.
It's such a shame that Marc Guehi's statement is AI
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It's such a shame that Marc Guehi's statement is AI
I love this AFCON final. It's the most insane thing I've seen for some time.
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I love this AFCON final. It's the most insane thing I've seen for some time.
Some of you lot just need to watch Heated Rivalry and enjoy your Sundays.
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Some of you lot just need to watch Heated Rivalry and enjoy your Sundays.
I'm Frank Grimes, Steve Parish is Homer.
homer simpson talking to a man in a white shirt
ALT: homer simpson talking to a man in a white shirt
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm Frank Grimes, Steve Parish is Homer.
Well in more positive news, I've booked my dream holiday to Japan today, so at least I've got something to look forward to.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Well in more positive news, I've booked my dream holiday to Japan today, so at least I've got something to look forward to.
This feels like the Kahn divorce episode in the King of the Hill reboot.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This feels like the Kahn divorce episode in the King of the Hill reboot.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Living in his garage to maintain appearances and avoid shame, but the news becomes public at their staged anniversary party.
Is this the longest losing streak since Pardew?
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Is this the longest losing streak since Pardew?
Remember this pipe dream
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Remember this pipe dream
Well time to distract myself by booking a holiday. Sounds better than looking at Palace stuff.
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Well time to distract myself by booking a holiday. Sounds better than looking at Palace stuff.
I really hope the board pays for everyone's travel and ticket after the performance today.
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I really hope the board pays for everyone's travel and ticket after the performance today.
All the players need to be fined for that.
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 PM
All the players need to be fined for that.