Jack Phantom
@jackphantom.bsky.social
Neo-noir jazz artist. No relation to the Alan Moore character (instead, inspired by Dead Island Riptide's "Jacqueline Phantom")
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If this is for the DNC, good luck with that.
"For too long! We haven't had a public option! We will have a public option! And student loan relief! and..." (after the election) "haha sike! I voted for student loans and health insurance, fuck all y'all." YET AGAIN.
wHy dONT thEy tRusT uS anYmoRe
"For too long! We haven't had a public option! We will have a public option! And student loan relief! and..." (after the election) "haha sike! I voted for student loans and health insurance, fuck all y'all." YET AGAIN.
wHy dONT thEy tRusT uS anYmoRe
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If this is for the DNC, good luck with that.
"For too long! We haven't had a public option! We will have a public option! And student loan relief! and..." (after the election) "haha sike! I voted for student loans and health insurance, fuck all y'all." YET AGAIN.
wHy dONT thEy tRusT uS anYmoRe
"For too long! We haven't had a public option! We will have a public option! And student loan relief! and..." (after the election) "haha sike! I voted for student loans and health insurance, fuck all y'all." YET AGAIN.
wHy dONT thEy tRusT uS anYmoRe
Stick it on a plank and call it charcuterie.
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Stick it on a plank and call it charcuterie.
In fairness we all are
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
In fairness we all are
Since she didn’t win maybe another type of plan going forward?
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Since she didn’t win maybe another type of plan going forward?
It’s St. Peter’s cross, historically used as a sign of penance. St. Peter supposedly asked to be crucified upside down to atone.
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s St. Peter’s cross, historically used as a sign of penance. St. Peter supposedly asked to be crucified upside down to atone.
They can let the door not hit their ass on the way out
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They can let the door not hit their ass on the way out
IF YOU ARE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY REPRESENT THAT PARTY
clear enough?
clear enough?
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
IF YOU ARE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY REPRESENT THAT PARTY
clear enough?
clear enough?
No, if you want to represent conservative values, join the conservative party.
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
No, if you want to represent conservative values, join the conservative party.
So I'm saying if you belong to a halal food franchise. don't unilaterally decide your particular store is going to sell pork.
Fit in, or fuck off.
Fit in, or fuck off.
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
So I'm saying if you belong to a halal food franchise. don't unilaterally decide your particular store is going to sell pork.
Fit in, or fuck off.
Fit in, or fuck off.
Up til now?
Up til the 80s maybe. Clinton came in and decided that the Democrats should be yet another right wing corporate party, because since when did the middle class and poor have the money to contribute to foundations and re-election campaigns.
Up til the 80s maybe. Clinton came in and decided that the Democrats should be yet another right wing corporate party, because since when did the middle class and poor have the money to contribute to foundations and re-election campaigns.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Up til now?
Up til the 80s maybe. Clinton came in and decided that the Democrats should be yet another right wing corporate party, because since when did the middle class and poor have the money to contribute to foundations and re-election campaigns.
Up til the 80s maybe. Clinton came in and decided that the Democrats should be yet another right wing corporate party, because since when did the middle class and poor have the money to contribute to foundations and re-election campaigns.
"Let me start off by saying all European leaders need knee pads. Get it? Because they s--k c--k? Because they're (slur for gay people!) WHOO! Call me, Joe Rogan!!!!!"
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"Let me start off by saying all European leaders need knee pads. Get it? Because they s--k c--k? Because they're (slur for gay people!) WHOO! Call me, Joe Rogan!!!!!"
That's the only room that matters to them...
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
That's the only room that matters to them...
and now:
"Yes, I know Gavin Newsom loves setting fire to homeless people's stuff and he's basically a 2016 Republican. But now is not the time for purity tests, BLOO NO MATTA HOO"
"Yes, I know Gavin Newsom loves setting fire to homeless people's stuff and he's basically a 2016 Republican. But now is not the time for purity tests, BLOO NO MATTA HOO"
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
and now:
"Yes, I know Gavin Newsom loves setting fire to homeless people's stuff and he's basically a 2016 Republican. But now is not the time for purity tests, BLOO NO MATTA HOO"
"Yes, I know Gavin Newsom loves setting fire to homeless people's stuff and he's basically a 2016 Republican. But now is not the time for purity tests, BLOO NO MATTA HOO"
Here's what got us here:
Billy boy Clinton going: "Hey, my wife is unpopular. Hey, lets get Donny to run, that way she looks like George Washington"
"Yes, I know, but she's the most bestest candidate ever."
"Okay, I know, Biden. But vote for him and push him left!"
"Vote Kamala, or else!"
Billy boy Clinton going: "Hey, my wife is unpopular. Hey, lets get Donny to run, that way she looks like George Washington"
"Yes, I know, but she's the most bestest candidate ever."
"Okay, I know, Biden. But vote for him and push him left!"
"Vote Kamala, or else!"
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Here's what got us here:
Billy boy Clinton going: "Hey, my wife is unpopular. Hey, lets get Donny to run, that way she looks like George Washington"
"Yes, I know, but she's the most bestest candidate ever."
"Okay, I know, Biden. But vote for him and push him left!"
"Vote Kamala, or else!"
Billy boy Clinton going: "Hey, my wife is unpopular. Hey, lets get Donny to run, that way she looks like George Washington"
"Yes, I know, but she's the most bestest candidate ever."
"Okay, I know, Biden. But vote for him and push him left!"
"Vote Kamala, or else!"
NFN but canadian troops are why there's a Geneva convention. They bathed the trenches with blood. Just saying.
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
NFN but canadian troops are why there's a Geneva convention. They bathed the trenches with blood. Just saying.
Thank you. Even though as a niche artist I'm not getting much streaming.
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Thank you. Even though as a niche artist I'm not getting much streaming.
"The vote was Trump, or almost Trump. How dare you not vote for one or the other flavors of evil."
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"The vote was Trump, or almost Trump. How dare you not vote for one or the other flavors of evil."
It's GOOD stuff. I have everything from the cream polish to the final polish to the conditioner to the cleaner to the invuln that makes it waterproof without discoloration
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It's GOOD stuff. I have everything from the cream polish to the final polish to the conditioner to the cleaner to the invuln that makes it waterproof without discoloration
I'm happy to be wrong, but it'll be Newsom or Buttigeg, and if I'm wrong - I'm happy to be wrong.
The messaging here will be "Kamala and Biden, for all their left-wingness couldn't win so it's time for SENSIBLE ENLIGHTENED CENTRISM AGAIN"
The messaging here will be "Kamala and Biden, for all their left-wingness couldn't win so it's time for SENSIBLE ENLIGHTENED CENTRISM AGAIN"
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I'm happy to be wrong, but it'll be Newsom or Buttigeg, and if I'm wrong - I'm happy to be wrong.
The messaging here will be "Kamala and Biden, for all their left-wingness couldn't win so it's time for SENSIBLE ENLIGHTENED CENTRISM AGAIN"
The messaging here will be "Kamala and Biden, for all their left-wingness couldn't win so it's time for SENSIBLE ENLIGHTENED CENTRISM AGAIN"
I would have happily lent you mine.
Heck, I've even POSTED pics of shoes shined with it that you LIKED on IG.
Heck, I've even POSTED pics of shoes shined with it that you LIKED on IG.
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I would have happily lent you mine.
Heck, I've even POSTED pics of shoes shined with it that you LIKED on IG.
Heck, I've even POSTED pics of shoes shined with it that you LIKED on IG.
Yo. I've used it. It's worth it.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Yo. I've used it. It's worth it.
As I said before, I think you'll find "Now is not the time, purity tests got us Trump twice, let's all just vote Gavin Newsom and try to push him left or sort things out later. Like 50 years from now."
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
As I said before, I think you'll find "Now is not the time, purity tests got us Trump twice, let's all just vote Gavin Newsom and try to push him left or sort things out later. Like 50 years from now."
I'm sorry were there any actual solutions in there apart from "we're grassroots organizing committees like Wine Mom Democrats, etc."?
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm sorry were there any actual solutions in there apart from "we're grassroots organizing committees like Wine Mom Democrats, etc."?
Not with the party, that ran their entire machine against him.
Just saying.
Just saying.
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Not with the party, that ran their entire machine against him.
Just saying.
Just saying.