Jack Samsung
@jacksamsung.bsky.social
I’m here to cook dinner and be nice.
Lmfao jk wrong Liberty! They use to get the Mercedes engine for a while tho!
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Lmfao jk wrong Liberty! They use to get the Mercedes engine for a while tho!
Jeep Liberty (complimentary)
January 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Jeep Liberty (complimentary)
The felt like was sub 30 in Tampa today. It cold.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The felt like was sub 30 in Tampa today. It cold.
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
Turns out there is about 5 good conferences worth of football teams and all you have to do is have them be by each other. What a thought.
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Turns out there is about 5 good conferences worth of football teams and all you have to do is have them be by each other. What a thought.
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The Confederacy, forever losers
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The Confederacy, forever losers
I’m only 31 and have seen, even if I have a kid one day, I definitely have the funds to take piano lessons, but something magic going to have to happen to retire
January 7, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I’m only 31 and have seen, even if I have a kid one day, I definitely have the funds to take piano lessons, but something magic going to have to happen to retire
True that. I think if you’re cool/have taste your “midlife crisis” is buying/restoring a wooden boat or taking lessons for a thing you love and everyone thinks fondly of it.
Most dudes like Morgan Wallen, Barstool Sports, and shopping at Buckle so they lean into a 2500 Duramax or a Vette.
Most dudes like Morgan Wallen, Barstool Sports, and shopping at Buckle so they lean into a 2500 Duramax or a Vette.
January 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
True that. I think if you’re cool/have taste your “midlife crisis” is buying/restoring a wooden boat or taking lessons for a thing you love and everyone thinks fondly of it.
Most dudes like Morgan Wallen, Barstool Sports, and shopping at Buckle so they lean into a 2500 Duramax or a Vette.
Most dudes like Morgan Wallen, Barstool Sports, and shopping at Buckle so they lean into a 2500 Duramax or a Vette.
One of the biggest upsets of all time is Trinidad Chambliss not being from Florida. Unreal western Broward county vibes
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
One of the biggest upsets of all time is Trinidad Chambliss not being from Florida. Unreal western Broward county vibes