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I am Jack's Cellphone
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December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
C’mon, give him a little clap 👍
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Well played, Sir 👍
A screenshot from the OP’s sub stack email with the headline “Hoosier Daddy”; white background, black text as follows: Hoosier daddy? Indiana Republicans take the long view SAM WANG DEC 11 READ IN APP Well, they didn’t do it. When given an extreme map even by current standards, Indiana state Senate voted down the mid-decade gerrymander. The final vote was 31 no, 19 yes. Among the 31 noes were 21 of the 40 Republicans in the state Senate. As I wrote before (and reprinted* in the Terre Haute Tribune-Star), this is actually in Indiana Republicans’ self-interest. Despite radical threats from Trump to withhold
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Yeah, you're getting the non-side-eye-side-eye for that one👍
This image shows a our daughter enjoying a Dairy Queen ice cream cone given the camera a withering & disappointed look. Dairy Queen offers a variety of soft-serve cones, sundaes, and other frozen treats. The signature curl at the top of the soft-serve is a trademark feature of their cones
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Conversation starters for psychopaths...?👍
This image shows a Halloween prank decoration featuring a realistic-looking fake arm with a green plaid sleeve sticking out of a car trunk. This is a common novelty item used for pranks or haunted house decorations, especially around Halloween. The image also includes a decal on the car that reads "SPIRIT HALLOWEEN," which is likely a personalized or custom sticker related to a specific event or cause. The orange awareness ribbon on the decal can represent multiple causes, including leukemia, kidney cancer, or multiple sclerosis. The license plate is from New Jersey. Shopping Information Product: Halloween Realistic Fake Hand with Cloth Arm for Car Trunk Dead Body Prank. Typical Price Range: These items typically cost between $5 and $56 USD, depending on the merchant and design. Availability: They are available for online purchase from various retailers like eBay and Amazon.
December 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A picture of our oldest son's room when he was ~5 years old, a "Rage Against the Machine" poster (black background, white text, rest fist image) on a purple wall with him and his younger brother pointing at it while giggling at the lyrics we just listened to (F-bombs)
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Hey, there are only so many ways to translate “pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo…” 👍
A silver metal cup held in my left hand inscribed with the following text: CAV 1994 Catullus-Horace III-V First
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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"🚨#BREAKING" 👍
The image displays a humorous restroom sign that encourages handwashing regardless of one's identity. The sign features pictograms for male, female, a gender-neutral person, Bigfoot, and an alien. The text reads, "Whatever... Just please wash your hands". The main identifier text is "RESTROOM".
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Need to remember to buy some rice paper at the store next time & give the recipe below a go 👍
www.youtube.com/shorts/rsJ3J...
Bacon Egg and Cheese Rice Paper Spiral
YouTube video by Josh Gale
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"Surprised" 👍
The text discusses entries from a journal, likely belonging to a person named Kennedy, detailing his personal life and a cash account log. Journal entries mention a trip to Cape Cod with "Mary and all the kids" and later records of women's names. Kennedy used the word "mugged" as shorthand for being seduced. He wrote about "narrowly escaping" being "mugged" by two women on February 6. A few days later, on Valentine's Day, he noted giving his pregnant wife orchids. https://nypost.com/2024/09/20/us-news/inside-rfk-jr-s-secret-sex-diaries-including-the-codes-he-used-for-women-while-grappling-with-his-lust-demons/
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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"Aliens with relatable ennui" you say...? 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Punch-Buggy 👍
The image shows a yellow Volkswagen New Beetle. This generation of the Beetle was produced from 1998 to 2011. It was based on the same platform as the Volkswagen Golf and Jetta models. The car in the image features a personalized license plate that reads "ON QUACK" and a duck decal on the side. The interior design included a large, round speedometer and a dashboard resembling a coffee table.
December 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Estoy la rana 👍
A label on the bottom of the bag above for the Rainforest Alliance; black and white with a tree frog logo; light blue with red fringe a-bottom
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Time to up your game for the Holiday Season👍
This is a can of Best Damn Hard Root Beer, an alcoholic beverage produced by Anheuser-Busch. It is a full-flavored, well-balanced hard root beer aged on real vanilla beans during the brewing process. The product was launched nationally by Anheuser-Busch in late 2015. It has an alcohol by volume (ABV) of 5.5%
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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RETVRN 👍
Food That Time Forgot: Mushroom Ketchup
YouTube video by Townsends
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December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Simpatico...👍
jackscellphone.bsky.social I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social · Aug 7
Like a moth to a flame 👍
Our Daughter when she was younger looking into a toilet with the seat up that had a night light (green-ish like in an alien movie) installed to facilitate the potty-training process
December 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Hard Mode™️ is a movie you’ve watched more than six times that came out this decade (i.e. 2020s, not the last 10 years) 👍
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Vaya con dios, mi amigo 👍
A boat on the Chesapeake in the process of slowly sinking; named “Halcyon” out of Washington DC
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Yeah…but which part of the Potomac? 👍
A menu from Silver Diner in Arlington VA on a black & whiteish marble bartop
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Sacrilege! 👍
A yellow & blue menu from the diner Bob & Edith’s house in Arlington VA
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Ahem… 👍
jackscellphone.bsky.social I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social · 5d
Come across the bridge 👍
A menu from the late night diner Bob & Edith’s in Arlington VA, various diner standard food shown
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
jackscellphone.bsky.social
Come across the bridge 👍
A menu from the late night diner Bob & Edith’s in Arlington VA, various diner standard food shown
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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That’s what she said… 👍
A bottle of Mike’s Pink Hard Leonard held in my left hand; an open electrical receptacle with wires akimbo in the background
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Close enough…right? 👍
Me, an idiot, with a screwdriver in an outlet I am replacing; a Whiteclaw in the foreground
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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There is an Easy-Button for that 👍
A large can (black with light teal highlights and a shark caricature coming at the onlooker depicted) of HARD MTN DEW (Baja Blast flavor, 5% ABC, zero sugar) held in a hand at a convenience store with beige tile in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM