An old cat would catch and eat young rabbits. Always in two sittings. On one occasion he stored a half a dead one under my bed. Sadly he didn't polish the entire thing off, which I learnt when I found a (green) rabbit paw in my spongebag.

How monstrous!

He's not an MP. So it's not so much 'defecting' as 'changing a direct debit'.

Quite the headline!

The important bit for those in the UK who keep throwing around Customs Union with the EU... Brussels red lines are that goods won't move any more freely than people or the UK's financial contributions (unless it suits the EU to cherry-pick)

The sickos meme but they’re on this side of the window.

Puts a lot more emphasis onto the “be”. It’s suddenly demanding or pleading. Just let them _be_ bygones!

I feel like quite a lot of the Lab 2024 voters would fit in the middle of a Venn diagram of people who have seen Fargo, know what farrago means, and want to see a bit of judicious redistribution.

“M is for Millionaire, M is for Mulch”. 2029 slogan sorted.

Is it that one near Coram Fields? It's got the fryer counter in one bit and a sit-down bit next door?

All those talks from cybersecurity experts repeating the point that people are the biggest vulnerability in any encrypted system... yeah.

Yours,
R Hughes, SW1

Really enjoying how far this thread has drifted from the OP.

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