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Jack
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I'm 31 and I like Nintendo and Lego and Bethesda games and Silver Jews and Weezer and Keane and The Killers and Meat Loaf. Oh and ghosts.
Pinned
Imagine having to go to a real physical gallery to see art and it's all like paintings of old dudes in fields instead of monster girls kissing
Whenever I'm in a bad mood trying to do anything feels like trying to drag myself through varying thicknesses of mud, sometimes with needles in it.
December 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We should call them Metroidvanias because people know what it means.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I got Patapon for the switch and I'm sorry but playing that on a non playstation is fucked up the drums literally have playstation button icons on them
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Got Metroid Prime 4 Switch 2 for £40 brand new... he he he
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yeah I think I can get on board with this Chibi Robo thing
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trailer for next episode of amazing digital circus gave me chills maaaaaan I cannot wait
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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"videogame" is not ensouled
"computer game" contains a great deal of spirit
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Idk how Taylor Swift got in there. There wasn't a single song of hers in my top 100.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
He's just like me fr fr
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I never liked the bit in Muppet Treasure Island when Rizzo says "I smell a bozo..." then Beaker is propelled by an explosion and gets his head stuck in a wall. I thought Rizzo was saying he could smell the explosive and little me didn't understand.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just got back from the dentist and I'm v glad I took today and tomorrow off work.

Not really related to the dentist. I just climbed into bed and I'm very grateful and I don't have to leave it until Monday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
We need more towers in games.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Throwback to the slickest thing I've ever done
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Oh I just remembered the reason I stopped playing Fallout 76. The horrific mutated bees. Disgusting.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's weird that Resident Evil fans are really invested in old characters returning when they all suck
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I love the divine beasts! I love the divine beasts! I love the divine beasts and I don't care who knows it. I love that they made giant robot animals as weapons and chose a camel and an elephant.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Bowser Jr doesn't sound like that!! Nintendo betraying the fans
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I understand why GTAIV cut back on extra activities now, having forced myself to play through all the ones in Vice City Stories.
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Resident Evil 4 Remake is too long. What do you mean I'm 11 hours in and still in the castle.

You could say I'm just too slow. But don't say that. Thanks.
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
No Sleep For Kaname Date is just kinda okay at best. The Nirvana Initiative had some convoluted plot conveniences but at least it had a plot I was interested in. And the escape rooms were just tedious. Just task after task with barely a good puzzle in sight. Oh well. Hina is nice at least.
August 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I like the bit in Shivering Isles where you have to visit a library but the library is just a guy in a cupboard that knows a bunch of stuff.
July 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me too, Lego Mario Yellow Baby Yoshi. Me too.
May 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I wrote and recorded a song for my brother's birthday and it's been stuck in my head since. I wonder if this happens to real musicians like little mix or H from steps
May 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They really went with the worst Xenoblade game 😭
The team at IGN made a list related to our interests about their Top 25 #JRPG games ever!❤️ They operated under a "one game per franchise" rule; and say what you will about what's here/not, there's still 25 very good games worth playing here.

Video: youtu.be/PWnyL3C535k
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM