I'm bathposting again. Real bathheads get it.

How long until we get another gritty Hansel and Gretel reboot?

I really want to take a train trip somewhere. There's an Amtrak station really close to my house and I feel like a going to Chicago without using a car would be sick.

The children love my minion costume. They're hitting the irl pogchamp and yelling "minioooon". First Halloween in the city is a success, even if Mari gave out way too much candy early.

Feeling despicable in the workplace tonight, might steal the moon later. 😏

I don't care if no one else at work wears a costume, I'm all in.

Been hitting the modern day hermit grindset, but sources say I might be posting once again. Haters punching the air right now.