Fun fact: I attended me of the last Hall & Oates shows a few years ago before they broke up for good.

It was really short, and very meh.

To be fair, I don’t even like my favorite food.

You’d think a guy who has as much money as he does could, I don’t know, pay someone to do his makeup. But when someone definitely suggested that to him, he almost undoubtedly replied, “Look, nobody knows more about makeup than me.”

I mean it IS a makeup fail, but it isn’t only a makeup fail. His face looks much darker than usual; not so orange. There has to be some kind of shadow at play, but it was also a lazy bronzer job, which is not uncommon for him.

I honestly think it’s both.

Man, there nothing worse than getting a new puppy and having it crack a few weeks later.

How about Calabama?

If you post an AI video of him proposing universal health care, I’m 90% sure he’ll retweet it.

Nice lightsaber, bro.

Expand and this to “Every MAGA in government” and I’ll see what I can do.

Allow me to assist with your model.

Trump is not, and never has been clever. He is a product of wealth that was not self-generated and hired people to help him grow that wealth. I say this as a 49 year old New Yorker who has known of his existence for as long as I can remember.

You should ask ChatGPT for the best way to be obnoxious after it happens, just to see if it gets offended.

According to a new poll, 49% of swing district voters think Trump should be impeached. I can’t foresee a future where that number goes down.

The good news is… no more Mormons!

The gift is a loveseat that reeks of jizz AKA a lovedseat.

That’s a… choice.

Thoughts and prayers