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Jack Who Wanders
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You need to remember when people like this need to wash their hair, they have to stick the shower head fully up their colon. That creates a lot of grime and filth that's hard to keep down eventually.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Would if my employer is a socialist state?
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I mean, he literally couldn't because he wasn't *in* the way to begin with. She physically couldn't hit him from where he was standing next to her car. Don't let these lying motherfuckers make you defend even the premise of their false narrative. That ICE agent did a straight up murder.
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Ahhh, but don't you see, then it would be good to bully you into conforming to gender norms.... but also it's bad to conform to a norm out of fear of other people's reaction. But also it's totally just that women have womanly desires. But also we need to enforce that.
Look, this kid is dumb.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I mean she engages in selfcontradicitions throughout. The logical fallacies are honestly worse than the grammar or spelling errors.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Not just that. Iwona B. Horyn. Like that's a Bart Simpson level prank call name.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This is definitely a face that has told Commander Shephard that there's some geth in a nearby facility.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The corollary of this, ofc is that sometimes you do things because of a fence that's there because somebody else had stupid bullshit systems you had to work around, but now they don't do that anymore. If you don't know why your fence is there, you don't know you could happily remove it today.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Nope, but it may be that there aren't (or weren't) any actual good solutions because of a lot of interacting systems where you can only rework *some* of them, and a lot of them are owned by other people. To know how to make a better solution, it really, *really* helps to understand the problem.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
/3 Doing it when you don't know why the fence is there and not making at least an effort to learn why it was there is running fast and breaking things. Don't be a tech bro.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
/2 doesn't mean that you can never get rid of shit if you can't figure out why it was there in the first place, but it does mean that putting in an honest effort to understand why it's there first, so you can figure out how to make the change you want without the bullshit reoccurring, is WORTH it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
As someone who works in the Byzantine Hellscape that is hospital infrastructure, "The fence is there for a reason that is no longer obvious to anyone, because it currently prevents a lot of bullshit people forgot" is not rare. Quite often, the annoying thing we want gone is there for good reasons.
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Sometimes the penis is in the heart. The spiritual heart, that is, since skeletons also don't have the meat hearts.
Also, if animated skeletons are around, I know humanity well enough to know skelestraps are a thing.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an exploding grandma."
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm a Dane and I say "Havagoowahn" as a goodbye all the time when I'm speaking English, I don't think your shibboleth is shibbolething.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honestly such a lovely little telling edit. They've always said "feminism", "Cultural marxism", "affirmative action" "safe spaces" when what they mean is "women", "Jews", "coloured people" and "queer people". Like the dog whistles have always been transparent it's just fun to see it actively happen
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In Denmark we have that as a cheerful song, but it's not about a chemist, it's about santa clause. Don't ask me why.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Of course it's Ross Douthat
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM