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you won't be sorry for long
obviously a good idea, but i worry widespread access to loose cobb quickly leads to such instagram bait as xiao long cobb, cobb-bucha, and cobb-ton candy
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’ve accidentally showed up to things on the wrong day, I can’t afford the luxury of showing up late to my friends molasses parties
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
a loss of a deeply civilizational trait, but this isn't a decline. the material factors that produce it – gender equality, access to education, massive declines in childhood mortality – are things that should make us all proud.
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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the tiger bites down with crushing force. suddenly its mouth is flooded with the flavors of arugula and fernet branca. the italian escapes… this time.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the spokesperson described a "widely attended dinner", which is simply not true unless you consider a small gathering of the most elite tech executives and for some reason also peter gabriel a sort of 'widely attended' event
THE EDGE "BILLIONAIRES' DINNER" 2004 | Edge.org
www.edge.org
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
they do not
20 U.S. Code § 76i - John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
www.law.cornell.edu
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In all his elite-whispering, something that Brooks has been too cowardly to write about is the widespread belief among his social class that declaring conflicts of interest is beneath them.
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ferris wheels are the exact level of tourist bullshit i love. silly machines with pleasant views. the urban answer to heritage railways.
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
clarify it into an elegant bean consommé, fit for a king
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Weren't a lot of RLHF labelers for those models disproportionately hired from Kenya, Nigeria, and other former colonies of the sort?
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
woke 2 deserves a more, ummm, ironclad oath
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There's not much difference in result between lying about matters of public safety vs. being so cooked that you can't tell the difference between fact and fiction. But while ignorance is no excuse, outright lying to the public is a complete failure of ethics and disqualifying in a far deeper way.
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM