I like to listen to Judas Priest when I drive fast and be like that’s right Judas Priest, I am “breaking the law”

H E C K

the wild turkeys around where I grew up were either the bravest or dumbest animals in the entire world, they loved to stand in the middle of the road and were utterly unbothered by anything the cars they were blocking did

HECK

movies too, like The Rookie or the scene in Moneyball when they go to Scott Hatteberg's house

actual photo of donald trump

theres an orbeez in my ear

serious answer? Other children, mostly

(also I've been a dev for over a decade and have never made software without git)

s/ate too much/chugged too much eggnog/g

huhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhuunuh tattoos kick ass

nice marmot, man

as someone who loves weird guitar pedals with nonsensically labeled knobs that do something™, this is awesome

go directly to horny jail do not pass go do not collect $200