Jacob Simpson (author)
@jacobsimpson.bsky.social
Pastor, writer, he/him, many other things.
I think this would be a big mistake for both parties. He’s used to working with such steady ownership. Feel like the Giants and Falcons are better fits.
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I think this would be a big mistake for both parties. He’s used to working with such steady ownership. Feel like the Giants and Falcons are better fits.
I was screaming at them to run one more play. I didn’t trust the kid from that far out at all.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I was screaming at them to run one more play. I didn’t trust the kid from that far out at all.
Willis McGahee still looking for his helmet from the 2009 AFC Championship After that hit he took.
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Willis McGahee still looking for his helmet from the 2009 AFC Championship After that hit he took.
I'll never get over the pettiness of Atlanta's 2019 schedule reveal, that was top tier hateration. www.atlantafalcons.com/news/early-b...
Early Bird Report: Falcons roast Saints with 2019 schedule release video
Today’s Early Bird Report includes an in-depth breakdown of the Falcons’ 2019 schedule and the latest shot fired in the Falcons-Saints rivalry
www.atlantafalcons.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'll never get over the pettiness of Atlanta's 2019 schedule reveal, that was top tier hateration. www.atlantafalcons.com/news/early-b...
Every time I see a Do You Know Who I Am?, I hear Dewey Cox in my head: "What about if-if you famous?"
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Every time I see a Do You Know Who I Am?, I hear Dewey Cox in my head: "What about if-if you famous?"
In this stadium, dammit! (signed, a Ravens fan)
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In this stadium, dammit! (signed, a Ravens fan)
Made my top 10 of the century. Best meditation on death I’ve ever seen on film.
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Made my top 10 of the century. Best meditation on death I’ve ever seen on film.
It's wild that Trump is doing more damage than his first term while working even less when his first term routine was logging into his phone at 6am and RTing FOX News' top story at 7am.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's wild that Trump is doing more damage than his first term while working even less when his first term routine was logging into his phone at 6am and RTing FOX News' top story at 7am.
The Dream Hotel by Laila Lalami for fiction, The Gods of New York for non-fiction.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Dream Hotel by Laila Lalami for fiction, The Gods of New York for non-fiction.
Should be angrier than I am. Injury-bitten and having the bad fortune to meet a Miami team that finally came together under Messi. Took em long enough.
Proud of how we fought and the win over Chester is a top 10 franchise win of all-time. A truly great memory to lord over their asshat fans.
Proud of how we fought and the win over Chester is a top 10 franchise win of all-time. A truly great memory to lord over their asshat fans.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Should be angrier than I am. Injury-bitten and having the bad fortune to meet a Miami team that finally came together under Messi. Took em long enough.
Proud of how we fought and the win over Chester is a top 10 franchise win of all-time. A truly great memory to lord over their asshat fans.
Proud of how we fought and the win over Chester is a top 10 franchise win of all-time. A truly great memory to lord over their asshat fans.
I really miss old school NYCFC Twitter tonight. Keep waiting for Bill the Butcher to post the victory gif.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I really miss old school NYCFC Twitter tonight. Keep waiting for Bill the Butcher to post the victory gif.
Nights like this make me miss Old School NYCFC Twitter so much!!! Would be popping off right now. Damn.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nights like this make me miss Old School NYCFC Twitter so much!!! Would be popping off right now. Damn.
I know the crossover between Eagles fans and Union fans is small but to to see their collective hearts get ripped twice in one day would be fantastic.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I know the crossover between Eagles fans and Union fans is small but to to see their collective hearts get ripped twice in one day would be fantastic.
A 100+ passer rating with a 25% comp percentage is insane.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A 100+ passer rating with a 25% comp percentage is insane.
It's the easiest possible win. Keep the sadists happy by blaming his adversaries in the government and pretend to keep litigating it while not actually doing so. Knowing him, he'll fuck it up but I'm sure the GOP hopes he takes the gift.
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's the easiest possible win. Keep the sadists happy by blaming his adversaries in the government and pretend to keep litigating it while not actually doing so. Knowing him, he'll fuck it up but I'm sure the GOP hopes he takes the gift.
Got him on my fantasy team and he’s saving the day. I’m a Ravens fan and we already lost to KC and Buffalo so not much to consider here lol.
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Got him on my fantasy team and he’s saving the day. I’m a Ravens fan and we already lost to KC and Buffalo so not much to consider here lol.
Think Notre Dame actually improved with Freeman. I know he trips on his shoes but he’s at least won some playoff games.
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Think Notre Dame actually improved with Freeman. I know he trips on his shoes but he’s at least won some playoff games.
I get that beating up on bad teams is the hallmark of a good one but that Ravens squad was missing its all-everything QB and quite literally all of its above-average defenders. Houston’s defense is really good tho.
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I get that beating up on bad teams is the hallmark of a good one but that Ravens squad was missing its all-everything QB and quite literally all of its above-average defenders. Houston’s defense is really good tho.
It's just a jersey, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's just a jersey, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Classic Joe Flacco Drive if Flacco had wheels.
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Classic Joe Flacco Drive if Flacco had wheels.
The sacred knowledge I hope that party never discovers is that if they cleaned up on healthcare, they would dominate American politics for decades.
October 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The sacred knowledge I hope that party never discovers is that if they cleaned up on healthcare, they would dominate American politics for decades.
My biggest takeaway from last November onward is that Americans don't like Trump but they HATE the Democratic Party. More than anything, it seems people just sat home rather than show out for Harris. And that feeling hasn't really changed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My biggest takeaway from last November onward is that Americans don't like Trump but they HATE the Democratic Party. More than anything, it seems people just sat home rather than show out for Harris. And that feeling hasn't really changed.
The first time I visited New York when I moved to college, my dad and I were listening to the radio in the car and an emergency broadcast warned that a tiger was loose on the Jackie Robinson Expressway. The most "Welcome to New York!" moment I've ever had.
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The first time I visited New York when I moved to college, my dad and I were listening to the radio in the car and an emergency broadcast warned that a tiger was loose on the Jackie Robinson Expressway. The most "Welcome to New York!" moment I've ever had.
Ravens fan here. I'm sure the Cards have playoff aspirations but as we don't know how long Madibuike will be out — or if he's coming back — I'd love too see us get him.
September 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ravens fan here. I'm sure the Cards have playoff aspirations but as we don't know how long Madibuike will be out — or if he's coming back — I'd love too see us get him.