[Admiring an art collection] I need me a Freake like that

Booksmart (2019)?

Hate reading an entire book seems like a great idea for people who are unaware we all have a finite number of minutes on this earth

Arts and Farfetch'd and Crafts

With immunity to Ground-type attacks. GROUND BEEF TYPE ATTACKS!

So is it like Italian bread crumbs

"We have no shame, man!" is one of the more underrated Bart catchphrases. Hard to find a shirt with that one.

Smallworld
Rock Paper Wizard
Dominion
Camel Up
Kingdomino
Star Wars Outer Rim
Tsuro
Codenames
Catan
Bang!

[This will almost certainly change within 24 hours but we've got ten solid winners here]

The bully told me to give him $5. I said no. Then he told me to give him $10. I did. Clearly, the mistake I made was I didn't give him $5.

Hey dude you're really bad at your job

This is why I scoff at people who think "Defund the Police" was a bad slogan. Look what they're doing with the money!