Skratz Seventeen
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Skratz Seventeen
@jacobweckert.com
i live in nashville. i love music and movies and books and hockey and baseball. that should do.
what are all pokémon if not “exeggutors” of our “will”? that is - our will as pokémon trainers for them to do battle unto one another for our amusement and/or monetary gain
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
scatter plot with a bunch of bands clustered in the bottom left, but two huge outlier dots labelled “talk talk” and “the isley brothers” in the top
right
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what about the powerful oscar best picture winner, driving miss daisy?
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it gives me the same sense of joy and satisfaction that i feel when eating an All-Pro Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki® sandwich at Subway
July 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
my review blurb: malyukov’s seemingly simple phrasing belies the complex turmoil in his mind - for how can one truly “return” to that which “leaves”? mike paints words as adeptly as a leaf, and touches the leaf in all of our hearts.
July 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
funny AND talented? watch out laddies… 😉
May 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know Old Orchard Beach is where you belong
You can go back, but, baby, that won't make you young
May 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
following the vibe set by your choice:

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There Is Nothing More to Say
YouTube video by Millennium - Topic
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April 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this is a cool idea! here is my donation (redacted for de-doxxing) 🫡
February 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
hard to imagine what this business is
December 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
this album frightens me. it feels like stumbling upon some late night tv shit as a kid that i know i am not supposed to watch, and that seems dark and devious and confusing. it's a great album haha.
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM