Seriously. And slapping 47’s name on it? It’s gross.

Creating his own peace prize since no one will give him one.

This took me a second. Bwah hah hah.

Just … no! Even if the upside is you get some diagnosis that may have gone untreated due to lack of access to a doctor, who writes the prescription? That part still requires access.

Seriously. Financializing differences of opinion? That sounds like those bizarre mortgage derivative products that brought us the 2008 collapse.

I just carbon dated myself by spit-laughing at this joke.

So, nobody’s gonna tell the emperor he has no clothes? Nobody? It’s an effing layup.

FFS, sure took them long enough.