Carolyn Page
@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
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🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮 🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨 🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
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You’re very advanced, enlightened even
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I know I’m deep in my 30’s bc the words, “I hope I get a new meat thermometer for Christmas” just danced across my mind
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The great thing about most feeds on bluesky being chronological instead of complex trending algorithms is that when a post does badly you can rest assured it’s because you posted bad.
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If u havent watched “the franchise” yet, its one of my fav shows of the year. Sooo funny.
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That would be a dream come true! (Also Charles says thank you and hands you a domesticated cockroach)
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Not to shill for a company I work with but HOLY MOLEY @dropout.tv “Cloudward, Ho!” is an incredible season of @dimension20.bsky.social. I’m gasping, I’m laughing, I’m at the combination gasp and laugh.
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I need a waterboy who will run up to me in idle moments and shoot a squeeze bottle into my mouth, it’s the only way I’ll ever properly hydrate
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Tfw you feel like a cat on a hot tin roof
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Reccos for 2 player board games? Bonus points if they have world building/catan vibes!
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Devastated to report that the Skibidi Toilet action figures are cool as hell
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Jane, you were the best of us. You will be missed and remembered.
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Wow this is the scariest thing I’ll read all October! Also if u haven’t, check out “eye buy direct” they sell glasses for a tiny fraction of what the doc sells them for!
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I get why creators label it this way, but when a sub button says “buy me a coffee,” it really means “buy me one 200,000th of a house”
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Fun fact as my mom gets older her eyesight is getting better bc the near sightedness of age is counter balancing the far sightedness of genetics
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And your cat has big paws so I bet that slap hurts
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It’s so crazy to me when people don’t have glasses or contacts. Like you can just… see? What are you a freak
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Escape (The Piña Colada Song) is the modern “Gift of the Magi”