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Jade
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PhD Student @cs.umass.edu
Privacy-Enhancing Technologies && Internet Censorship
Website: https://packet.science/
Every time I see physical attacks on TEEs, I wish someone would put out a position paper on @hdevalence.bsky.social 's "guy with a glock" model
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October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I thought this was a cute video too! It sort of skips over the interesting parts of buffer overflows, but it really shines in terms of describing the incident response / mitigation process.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reminds me of the NSO guy they sent to the audience when Citizen Lab did a talk about Pegasus at USENIX. Really creepy guy, definitely confirmed everything I thought about who would work there.
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Glad to see you guys rehosting this ❤️
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm sure the history goes back further, but in my lifetime, the "Patriot act" sure felt like the start of a congressional race to the bottom.
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We're still looking for direct links between code here and gfw behavior but this leak has been a goldmine for censorship research.
September 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Issuing a correction: This is not, as portrayed, likely to be a graph of ChatGPT usage in any significant user capacity. This is from OpenRouter openrouter.ai/provider/ope...

While LLM cheating is a big deal, and I have seen it personally in a widespread capacity, the original claim here is false.
August 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My 5-year plan is for the big 4 + PETS to all at least provide nix templates as an option for artifact evaluation.
August 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
On the software side, my current crusade is getting more AECs to use Nix (Inria's tutorial is my goto) nix-tutorial.gitlabpages.inria.fr/nix-tutorial...

There are still more factors (hardware, teaching ML people to seed), but IMO reproducible software is a mostly solved problem.
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
As someone that did undergrad at a school where the main social hub for computer science majors was the Computer Lab, I really miss it for a lot of reasons. Building out locked-down lab environments also gives a ton of opportunities for fun undergrad projects.
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm lucky to have most of my TAing be a course on binary exploitation where current LLMs fail horribly unless you know what you're doing. I think a lot about lower div CS, and the only thing I can think of is "just make it absurdly hard and curve" which is pretty much my solution to everything.
August 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good luck 😢 our one solace is OTF is still around for now.
August 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pretty much. As you probably know, this particular censorship strategy was deployed during a major Chinese political event to suppress dissent, and I think isn't currently deployed.
August 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"The censors are afraid to incur false positives" is a super key tenet of anticensorship theory. Of course, sometimes it is violated when a government gets a bit too tyrannical (Iran, Russia come to mind)
August 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM