Jade 3.0
@jade.trans.army
Got some bugs worked out, Jade 3.0 is ready to be released
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She/Her
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She/Her
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Jade 3.0
@jade.trans.army
· Sep 2
I feel bad for everyone who left my life before I reached the best version of myself (so far)
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
Me: I wanna go to different bars to see if I can get ladies numbers
Also me: *goons beforehand so I have no horny left*
Also me: *goons beforehand so I have no horny left*
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Me: I wanna go to different bars to see if I can get ladies numbers
Also me: *goons beforehand so I have no horny left*
Also me: *goons beforehand so I have no horny left*
Me seeing a pride flag anywhere: woah gayy! 😲
Me seeing a pride flag in a gay bar: woah gayy! 😲
Me seeing a pride flag in a gay bar: woah gayy! 😲
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Me seeing a pride flag anywhere: woah gayy! 😲
Me seeing a pride flag in a gay bar: woah gayy! 😲
Me seeing a pride flag in a gay bar: woah gayy! 😲
*looking at the girl in the mirror*
What can't I be as hot as her???
What can't I be as hot as her???
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
*looking at the girl in the mirror*
What can't I be as hot as her???
What can't I be as hot as her???
Got all the way to the gym before I realized I wasnt wearing real shoes... Guess I'm walking in the dudes
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Got all the way to the gym before I realized I wasnt wearing real shoes... Guess I'm walking in the dudes
Veterans get a whole day but lgbtq people, a much larger group, get nothing. I say we make Nov 11 lgbtq day starting this year!
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Veterans get a whole day but lgbtq people, a much larger group, get nothing. I say we make Nov 11 lgbtq day starting this year!
So I was a vampire for Halloween and having fangs might've awoken something in me...
Anyways I'm not taking them out ever!!!
Anyways I'm not taking them out ever!!!
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So I was a vampire for Halloween and having fangs might've awoken something in me...
Anyways I'm not taking them out ever!!!
Anyways I'm not taking them out ever!!!
Fuck I might've had too much to drink already I want fight
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Fuck I might've had too much to drink already I want fight
Being a leftist sucks! Like I see how other people are expressing their discontent with this administration and I'm like "is that the best way to do it?" Meanwhile right leaning people don't give a fuck about anything so they all agreed 199% of the time
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Being a leftist sucks! Like I see how other people are expressing their discontent with this administration and I'm like "is that the best way to do it?" Meanwhile right leaning people don't give a fuck about anything so they all agreed 199% of the time
Getting a new tattoo is like a super shabby day, but without the estrogen
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Getting a new tattoo is like a super shabby day, but without the estrogen
I've been labeled as a domestic terrorist before, and I'd love to say the president has never called me an enemy of the state before, so needless to say neither label will ever make me agree with fascism (duh)
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've been labeled as a domestic terrorist before, and I'd love to say the president has never called me an enemy of the state before, so needless to say neither label will ever make me agree with fascism (duh)
I mean I know it's my fault for who I choose to follow, but ever time I open this all I'm just like immediately horny
September 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I mean I know it's my fault for who I choose to follow, but ever time I open this all I'm just like immediately horny
If you like flags as much as I do flags 4 good is a good place to get them. A bit more expensive than Amazon but they're gonna last a lot longer, especially if you're actually flying them rather than just hanging them
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If you like flags as much as I do flags 4 good is a good place to get them. A bit more expensive than Amazon but they're gonna last a lot longer, especially if you're actually flying them rather than just hanging them
I feel like I'm supposed to remember something today but idk what it is
September 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like I'm supposed to remember something today but idk what it is
Everyone saying it's the best news needs to get a grip!
It could've been so much better and you know it
It could've been so much better and you know it
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Everyone saying it's the best news needs to get a grip!
It could've been so much better and you know it
It could've been so much better and you know it
How long before the guy is *officially* accused of being trans?
September 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How long before the guy is *officially* accused of being trans?
Do you think he had any regrets in his last moments? Or did he really die thinking "THOSE DAMN TRANSGENDERS!!!"
September 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Do you think he had any regrets in his last moments? Or did he really die thinking "THOSE DAMN TRANSGENDERS!!!"
Nothing better than a marb red from a fresh opened pack
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Nothing better than a marb red from a fresh opened pack
Gender affirming ads for pads
September 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Gender affirming ads for pads
Time for my prescribed weekly mild stabbing (estrogen injection)
September 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Time for my prescribed weekly mild stabbing (estrogen injection)
Countdown to the next time I have the chance to kiss someone:
TOO FUCKING LONG ITS ALWAYS TOO LONG
TOO FUCKING LONG ITS ALWAYS TOO LONG
September 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Countdown to the next time I have the chance to kiss someone:
TOO FUCKING LONG ITS ALWAYS TOO LONG
TOO FUCKING LONG ITS ALWAYS TOO LONG
I feel bad for everyone who left my life before I reached the best version of myself (so far)
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I feel bad for everyone who left my life before I reached the best version of myself (so far)
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
2 dates in 1 weekend seems like an appropriate way to get back into dating, but maybe that's just me
September 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2 dates in 1 weekend seems like an appropriate way to get back into dating, but maybe that's just me
It's a good think I like my scent so much, otherwise it'd really suck how sweaty I've been getting lately
September 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's a good think I like my scent so much, otherwise it'd really suck how sweaty I've been getting lately
I've been learning how to cook lately, and jambalaya is such a good and easy meal
September 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I've been learning how to cook lately, and jambalaya is such a good and easy meal
The collar I got for myself forever ago. It's soo fun to wear, especially when I'm around people who know to pull it
September 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The collar I got for myself forever ago. It's soo fun to wear, especially when I'm around people who know to pull it