Jade Ann Byrne dot com ((BE NOT AFRAID))
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🦄 Trap 🪤 Ms. Jade Ann Byrne | she/her | Cosplay 🎭 Gamer 🎮 Twitch 📡 | Paladinus Summus ⚔️ Girl4Rent PMC | Anti-panty-theft 🚫
Pinned
Picnic Mode: Engaged
Red & black Victoria Secret PINK flannel blanket down. Wicker basket loaded. Limited edition 40oz Jade Ann Byrne JaDe color Hydro Flask standing proud like a stainless steel love letter to hydration and rebellion.
#PicnicPunk #HydroFlask #JadeAnnByrneEdition #California #Picnic
Red & black Victoria Secret PINK flannel blanket down. Wicker basket loaded. Limited edition 40oz Jade Ann Byrne JaDe color Hydro Flask standing proud like a stainless steel love letter to hydration and rebellion.
#PicnicPunk #HydroFlask #JadeAnnByrneEdition #California #Picnic
It's not just milk. It's an extraction of pure effort. ☁️💦
High D. Full Body. Zero regrets.
High D. Full Body. Zero regrets.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 AM
It's not just milk. It's an extraction of pure effort. ☁️💦
High D. Full Body. Zero regrets.
High D. Full Body. Zero regrets.
i’m live-streaming my first LA Fitness workout at 9AM Pacific
rebuilding, consistency, and showing up even after life knocks you around a bit.
hang out, cheer, vibe, laugh, or just witness a chaotic phoenix trying to get stronger, you’re invited.
🌐 JadeAnnByrne.com 🇺🇸 streaming live at 9AM PT
rebuilding, consistency, and showing up even after life knocks you around a bit.
hang out, cheer, vibe, laugh, or just witness a chaotic phoenix trying to get stronger, you’re invited.
🌐 JadeAnnByrne.com 🇺🇸 streaming live at 9AM PT
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i’m live-streaming my first LA Fitness workout at 9AM Pacific
rebuilding, consistency, and showing up even after life knocks you around a bit.
hang out, cheer, vibe, laugh, or just witness a chaotic phoenix trying to get stronger, you’re invited.
🌐 JadeAnnByrne.com 🇺🇸 streaming live at 9AM PT
rebuilding, consistency, and showing up even after life knocks you around a bit.
hang out, cheer, vibe, laugh, or just witness a chaotic phoenix trying to get stronger, you’re invited.
🌐 JadeAnnByrne.com 🇺🇸 streaming live at 9AM PT
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PaladinJade#2045819 from @eGirl4Rent PMC!
Join me on the REDACTED private Call of Duty REDACTED 🇺🇸 Warzone Mobile iOS app, 1v1 me if you dare! 🔫✨
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Join me on the REDACTED private Call of Duty REDACTED 🇺🇸 Warzone Mobile iOS app, 1v1 me if you dare! 🔫✨
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December 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
To insure proper service…
PaladinJade#2045819 from @eGirl4Rent PMC!
Join me on the REDACTED private Call of Duty REDACTED 🇺🇸 Warzone Mobile iOS app, 1v1 me if you dare! 🔫✨
#eGirl4Rent #WarzoneMobile #PaladinJade
PaladinJade#2045819 from @eGirl4Rent PMC!
Join me on the REDACTED private Call of Duty REDACTED 🇺🇸 Warzone Mobile iOS app, 1v1 me if you dare! 🔫✨
#eGirl4Rent #WarzoneMobile #PaladinJade
Grateful to be accepted into the 2025–2026 Milestone Circles Program at the Nasdaq Entrepreneurial Center
Appreciation to Gillian Rowe for stewarding a program that prioritizes substance over spectacle ;)
Appreciation to Gillian Rowe for stewarding a program that prioritizes substance over spectacle ;)
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Grateful to be accepted into the 2025–2026 Milestone Circles Program at the Nasdaq Entrepreneurial Center
Appreciation to Gillian Rowe for stewarding a program that prioritizes substance over spectacle ;)
Appreciation to Gillian Rowe for stewarding a program that prioritizes substance over spectacle ;)
#Follow Play Loop Shuffle Playlist Repeat Share & Obsesse to Jade Ann Byrne ((mercy Main btw;)) on @AmazonMusic
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#CaliforniaSound #eGirl #SpaceCountryTrap #EatMyCakeRecords #DJWetCupCake
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December 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
#Follow Play Loop Shuffle Playlist Repeat Share & Obsesse to Jade Ann Byrne ((mercy Main btw;)) on @AmazonMusic
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#CaliforniaSound #eGirl #SpaceCountryTrap #EatMyCakeRecords #DJWetCupCake
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KiRiKo is Juno’s Bottom Developer Confirmed ✅
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
KiRiKo is Juno’s Bottom Developer Confirmed ✅
Hydrating under palm trees, healing my nervous system one sip of young coconut milk at a time.
California Paladin girl magic, unbothered, fully hydrated. 🥥🌴
California Paladin girl magic, unbothered, fully hydrated. 🥥🌴
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hydrating under palm trees, healing my nervous system one sip of young coconut milk at a time.
California Paladin girl magic, unbothered, fully hydrated. 🥥🌴
California Paladin girl magic, unbothered, fully hydrated. 🥥🌴
I’ll always love the OG this is just their vibe reimagined as my character.
You can hate it lol
But it’d be more fun to make your own instead.
Respect to @kittirea.
Art lineage is hot 🥵
You can hate it lol
But it’d be more fun to make your own instead.
Respect to @kittirea.
Art lineage is hot 🥵
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I’ll always love the OG this is just their vibe reimagined as my character.
You can hate it lol
But it’d be more fun to make your own instead.
Respect to @kittirea.
Art lineage is hot 🥵
You can hate it lol
But it’d be more fun to make your own instead.
Respect to @kittirea.
Art lineage is hot 🥵
I’m online @MyFreeCams right now 🥵💚✨
Come vibe with your cosmic unicorn eGirl
@JadeAnnByrne 🦄💋
Currently ranked N/A and glowing like trouble wrapped lavender.
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Currently ranked N/A and glowing like trouble wrapped lavender.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m online @MyFreeCams right now 🥵💚✨
Come vibe with your cosmic unicorn eGirl
@JadeAnnByrne 🦄💋
Currently ranked N/A and glowing like trouble wrapped lavender.
Slide in + say hi 👉 mfc.im/JadeAnnByrne
#onmfc #camgirl 🦄🔥
#TheGame #JadeAnnByrne #egirl
Come vibe with your cosmic unicorn eGirl
@JadeAnnByrne 🦄💋
Currently ranked N/A and glowing like trouble wrapped lavender.
Slide in + say hi 👉 mfc.im/JadeAnnByrne
#onmfc #camgirl 🦄🔥
#TheGame #JadeAnnByrne #egirl
REVISITING SAILOR MOON SEASON 1 AND FEELING ALL MY LITTLE-MOONBEAM MEMORIES AGAIN ✨🌙
STREAMING IT ON PRIME LIKE IT’S 1995 ALL OVER AGAIN 💖
Watch with me:
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#SailorMoon #PrimeVideo
STREAMING IT ON PRIME LIKE IT’S 1995 ALL OVER AGAIN 💖
Watch with me:
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#SailorMoon #PrimeVideo
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
REVISITING SAILOR MOON SEASON 1 AND FEELING ALL MY LITTLE-MOONBEAM MEMORIES AGAIN ✨🌙
STREAMING IT ON PRIME LIKE IT’S 1995 ALL OVER AGAIN 💖
Watch with me:
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#SailorMoon #PrimeVideo
STREAMING IT ON PRIME LIKE IT’S 1995 ALL OVER AGAIN 💖
Watch with me:
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She, synching seamlessly, stammered slowly, sullenly sinking into serene submission. Saluting the second stolen, she secretly savored the sudden slowing, swanning sweetly into snoring. Spacious slumber surrounded her, a silence surmised in sunken sleep. Shhhhh
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
She, synching seamlessly, stammered slowly, sullenly sinking into serene submission. Saluting the second stolen, she secretly savored the sudden slowing, swanning sweetly into snoring. Spacious slumber surrounded her, a silence surmised in sunken sleep. Shhhhh
The Light Box That Heals
Excerpt: Meet my full-body light booth: a Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 fitted with forty-eight Philips TL-01 narrowband-UVB lamps (311 nm). It’s the cool, clinical sunrise I’ll step into every other day for the next three months.
Excerpt: Meet my full-body light booth: a Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 fitted with forty-eight Philips TL-01 narrowband-UVB lamps (311 nm). It’s the cool, clinical sunrise I’ll step into every other day for the next three months.
The Light Box That Heals
Excerpt: Meet my full-body light booth: a Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 fitted with forty-eight Philips TL-01 narrowband-UVB lamps (311 nm). It’s the cool, clinical sunrise I’ll step into every other day for the next three months.
jadeannbyrne.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The Light Box That Heals
Excerpt: Meet my full-body light booth: a Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 fitted with forty-eight Philips TL-01 narrowband-UVB lamps (311 nm). It’s the cool, clinical sunrise I’ll step into every other day for the next three months.
Excerpt: Meet my full-body light booth: a Daavlin 3 Series PC311-48 fitted with forty-eight Philips TL-01 narrowband-UVB lamps (311 nm). It’s the cool, clinical sunrise I’ll step into every other day for the next three months.
John Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth) by Jade Ann Byre (( 2024 ))
What do you get when you cross a John Deere with Cloudflare and a country outlaw spirit surfing satellites? CAPTCHA turned cowboy. Jade Ann Byrne’s latest digital anthem plows firewalls and uploads freedom—one square at a…
What do you get when you cross a John Deere with Cloudflare and a country outlaw spirit surfing satellites? CAPTCHA turned cowboy. Jade Ann Byrne’s latest digital anthem plows firewalls and uploads freedom—one square at a…
John Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth) by Jade Ann Byre (( 2024 ))
What do you get when you cross a John Deere with Cloudflare and a country outlaw spirit surfing satellites? CAPTCHA turned cowboy. Jade Ann Byrne’s latest digital anthem plows firewalls and uploads freedom—one square at a time.
jadeannbyrne.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
John Deere in My CAPTCHA (Cha Cha Real Smooth) by Jade Ann Byre (( 2024 ))
What do you get when you cross a John Deere with Cloudflare and a country outlaw spirit surfing satellites? CAPTCHA turned cowboy. Jade Ann Byrne’s latest digital anthem plows firewalls and uploads freedom—one square at a…
What do you get when you cross a John Deere with Cloudflare and a country outlaw spirit surfing satellites? CAPTCHA turned cowboy. Jade Ann Byrne’s latest digital anthem plows firewalls and uploads freedom—one square at a…
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” – Lyrics by Jane Taylor (( 1806 ))
Originally penned by English poet Jane Taylor in 1806, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” is reimagined and beautifully presented by Jade Ann Byrne × DJ Wet CupCake through Eat My Cake Records. A timeless lullaby meets celestial…
Originally penned by English poet Jane Taylor in 1806, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” is reimagined and beautifully presented by Jade Ann Byrne × DJ Wet CupCake through Eat My Cake Records. A timeless lullaby meets celestial…
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” – Lyrics by Jane Taylor (( 1806 ))
Originally penned by English poet Jane Taylor in 1806, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” is reimagined and beautifully presented by Jade Ann Byrne × DJ Wet CupCake through Eat My Cake Records. A timeless lullaby meets celestial elegance — shining with diamond light, unicorn constellations, and the poetic calm of night skies.
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October 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” – Lyrics by Jane Taylor (( 1806 ))
Originally penned by English poet Jane Taylor in 1806, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” is reimagined and beautifully presented by Jade Ann Byrne × DJ Wet CupCake through Eat My Cake Records. A timeless lullaby meets celestial…
Originally penned by English poet Jane Taylor in 1806, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” is reimagined and beautifully presented by Jade Ann Byrne × DJ Wet CupCake through Eat My Cake Records. A timeless lullaby meets celestial…
Happy HalloQueen — a Jade Ann Byrne Reboot
Happy HalloQueen — a Jade Ann Byrne Reboot
retro-arcade fever dream becomes HalloQueen—my pink-violet battle cry where pumpkins are helmets, pipes are portals, and the Jadettes step out as boss-level heroines. This is transformative art from the Jade Ann Byrne Universe: homage, commentary, and full send. With All Love
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October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy HalloQueen — a Jade Ann Byrne Reboot
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves Golden-hour rows, bumpy green jewels, and that lemongrass-lime perfume. We’re taking orders now. 🍈 Fresh makrut limes: seasonal (first-come, first-served). 🌿 Makrut lime leaves: available…
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves Golden-hour rows, bumpy green jewels, and that lemongrass-lime perfume. We’re taking orders now. 🍈 Fresh makrut limes: seasonal (first-come, first-served). 🌿 Makrut lime leaves: available…
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves Golden-hour rows, bumpy green jewels, and that lemongrass-lime perfume. We’re taking orders now. 🍈 Fresh makrut limes: seasonal (first-come, first-served). 🌿 Makrut lime leaves: available year-round (fresh or frozen). How to order 🛒 Shop online: /shop/makrut 👩🍳 Chefs & wholesale: /trade (standing orders welcome) 📦 Local pickup / regional ship options shown at checkout…
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October 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves Golden-hour rows, bumpy green jewels, and that lemongrass-lime perfume. We’re taking orders now. 🍈 Fresh makrut limes: seasonal (first-come, first-served). 🌿 Makrut lime leaves: available…
🌿 Diamond Valley Flora — Fresh Makrut Limes & Leaves Golden-hour rows, bumpy green jewels, and that lemongrass-lime perfume. We’re taking orders now. 🍈 Fresh makrut limes: seasonal (first-come, first-served). 🌿 Makrut lime leaves: available…
The sky got patched today. ☁️
New firmware update: JADE installed successfully. 💾⚔️
Tested in SoCal airspace. Runs clean.
New firmware update: JADE installed successfully. 💾⚔️
Tested in SoCal airspace. Runs clean.
September 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The sky got patched today. ☁️
New firmware update: JADE installed successfully. 💾⚔️
Tested in SoCal airspace. Runs clean.
New firmware update: JADE installed successfully. 💾⚔️
Tested in SoCal airspace. Runs clean.
your girl jade ann byrne is levitating full-on summer vibes 🌞🍭 double bomb pop power held high, sunlight glinting, palm trees swaying 🌴✨ every bite = nostalgia, every pop = pure chaotic joy 💥💫 summer never looked this ridiculously electric. let’s taste the chaos and own the day 🌈🔥
August 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
your girl jade ann byrne is levitating full-on summer vibes 🌞🍭 double bomb pop power held high, sunlight glinting, palm trees swaying 🌴✨ every bite = nostalgia, every pop = pure chaotic joy 💥💫 summer never looked this ridiculously electric. let’s taste the chaos and own the day 🌈🔥
POV: My shadow glides down the two-lane bike path, asphalt slick, LED streetlights casting sharp, twisting angles. Part model swag, part twirl, part West Coast big energy. Every step a performance. The night bends to watch. 🌙✨ #JadeAnnByrne #ShadowWalk #StreetlightArt #asmr #visitcalifornia
August 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
POV: My shadow glides down the two-lane bike path, asphalt slick, LED streetlights casting sharp, twisting angles. Part model swag, part twirl, part West Coast big energy. Every step a performance. The night bends to watch. 🌙✨ #JadeAnnByrne #ShadowWalk #StreetlightArt #asmr #visitcalifornia
Fingertips inside a moonflower. 🌙✨
Velvet-soft, leaving me marked with gold.
Some beauty asks to be witnessed, some asks to be touched.
Velvet-soft, leaving me marked with gold.
Some beauty asks to be witnessed, some asks to be touched.
August 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Fingertips inside a moonflower. 🌙✨
Velvet-soft, leaving me marked with gold.
Some beauty asks to be witnessed, some asks to be touched.
Velvet-soft, leaving me marked with gold.
Some beauty asks to be witnessed, some asks to be touched.
Sunset Serenade Golden Coast feat Jade Ann Byrne
#VisitCalifornia
(( This is a Pro-California PsychOp ))
#VisitCalifornia
(( This is a Pro-California PsychOp ))
August 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Sunset Serenade Golden Coast feat Jade Ann Byrne
#VisitCalifornia
(( This is a Pro-California PsychOp ))
#VisitCalifornia
(( This is a Pro-California PsychOp ))
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I was never great at typing until I had to start responding to 200 or so DM's every morning from about 6am to 6:30 am... Forget that Mavis Beacon BS - THIS IS REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I was never great at typing until I had to start responding to 200 or so DM's every morning from about 6am to 6:30 am... Forget that Mavis Beacon BS - THIS IS REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE
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🇺🇸 as a 144lb human syncing cycles with the moon the results aren’t just medical ; emotional intelligence upgrades
less rage more pining
less consumption more creativity
🇺🇸 as a 144lb human syncing cycles with the moon the results aren’t just medical ; emotional intelligence upgrades
less rage more pining
less consumption more creativity
August 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
estradiol valerate injections done properly wit rugby wipes bd syringes american regent supply are a case study in diy biohacking
🇺🇸 as a 144lb human syncing cycles with the moon the results aren’t just medical ; emotional intelligence upgrades
less rage more pining
less consumption more creativity
🇺🇸 as a 144lb human syncing cycles with the moon the results aren’t just medical ; emotional intelligence upgrades
less rage more pining
less consumption more creativity
BREAKING 📰:
Jade Ann Byrne just fragged an entire lobby with a potato, a neon rifle, and pure audacity.
👓 Glasses: CVS (shoplifted)
🧥 Hoodie: Cropped Scuba Lululemon (stitched longer)
💬 Catchphrase: “Suck a fart out my ass”
Dev next door: 👀 watching irl…
#BlackOps6 #NewsButMakeItJade
Jade Ann Byrne just fragged an entire lobby with a potato, a neon rifle, and pure audacity.
👓 Glasses: CVS (shoplifted)
🧥 Hoodie: Cropped Scuba Lululemon (stitched longer)
💬 Catchphrase: “Suck a fart out my ass”
Dev next door: 👀 watching irl…
#BlackOps6 #NewsButMakeItJade
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
BREAKING 📰:
Jade Ann Byrne just fragged an entire lobby with a potato, a neon rifle, and pure audacity.
👓 Glasses: CVS (shoplifted)
🧥 Hoodie: Cropped Scuba Lululemon (stitched longer)
💬 Catchphrase: “Suck a fart out my ass”
Dev next door: 👀 watching irl…
#BlackOps6 #NewsButMakeItJade
Jade Ann Byrne just fragged an entire lobby with a potato, a neon rifle, and pure audacity.
👓 Glasses: CVS (shoplifted)
🧥 Hoodie: Cropped Scuba Lululemon (stitched longer)
💬 Catchphrase: “Suck a fart out my ass”
Dev next door: 👀 watching irl…
#BlackOps6 #NewsButMakeItJade