Jade 3.0
@jaded.gay
Got some bugs worked out, Jade 3.0 is ready to be released
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Jade 3.0
@jaded.gay
· Sep 2
I feel bad for everyone who left my life before I reached the best version of myself (so far)
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
And I'm eternally grateful for everyone who stuck around knowing I'm worth it
Are you really even friends if you haven't fallen in love with them a little??
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Are you really even friends if you haven't fallen in love with them a little??
Guys you will not believe how cheap I got 64GB of ddr4 ram for
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Guys you will not believe how cheap I got 64GB of ddr4 ram for
Party like it's 1999 (buy a domain with you name in it)
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Party like it's 1999 (buy a domain with you name in it)
Saying "audible gulp" when I see a pretty girl. Is this rizz?
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Saying "audible gulp" when I see a pretty girl. Is this rizz?
"maybe he's a masochist"
Me: *staring him in the eyes* yeah you never know when you're looking right at someone like that
Me: *staring him in the eyes* yeah you never know when you're looking right at someone like that
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"maybe he's a masochist"
Me: *staring him in the eyes* yeah you never know when you're looking right at someone like that
Me: *staring him in the eyes* yeah you never know when you're looking right at someone like that
Girl who came 4 times then immediately started eating a block of spicy cheese
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Girl who came 4 times then immediately started eating a block of spicy cheese
Someone in the bar asking if I was born in 2008-2009 and I'm just like "lady I don't think I could be in here if I was born then"
Would love to blame the estrogen but I've always had a baby face
Would love to blame the estrogen but I've always had a baby face
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Someone in the bar asking if I was born in 2008-2009 and I'm just like "lady I don't think I could be in here if I was born then"
Would love to blame the estrogen but I've always had a baby face
Would love to blame the estrogen but I've always had a baby face
Does it look bad? Yes. Does it hurt? Yes. Will it get infected? Maybe. Will all the ink fall out? Probably. Do I love it anyways? Absolutely!
(Official review of the tattoo I gave myself last night)
(Official review of the tattoo I gave myself last night)
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Does it look bad? Yes. Does it hurt? Yes. Will it get infected? Maybe. Will all the ink fall out? Probably. Do I love it anyways? Absolutely!
(Official review of the tattoo I gave myself last night)
(Official review of the tattoo I gave myself last night)
Realized I never made an update post after being on hiatus:
I developed and got over an alcohol addiction
I started learning Spanish
I made dysphoria my bitch
Started E injections, and am loving it
And I started smoking again unfortunately, but you can't have that much good without some bad
I developed and got over an alcohol addiction
I started learning Spanish
I made dysphoria my bitch
Started E injections, and am loving it
And I started smoking again unfortunately, but you can't have that much good without some bad
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Realized I never made an update post after being on hiatus:
I developed and got over an alcohol addiction
I started learning Spanish
I made dysphoria my bitch
Started E injections, and am loving it
And I started smoking again unfortunately, but you can't have that much good without some bad
I developed and got over an alcohol addiction
I started learning Spanish
I made dysphoria my bitch
Started E injections, and am loving it
And I started smoking again unfortunately, but you can't have that much good without some bad
Can't stop squishing my thighs
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Can't stop squishing my thighs
Sorry were you saying something? I was trying to imagine what your bite mark would look like on me
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sorry were you saying something? I was trying to imagine what your bite mark would look like on me
I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need more vinyl I don't need
Reasons I'm not a furry:
1. Too tall for fursuit
1. Too tall for fursuit
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reasons I'm not a furry:
1. Too tall for fursuit
1. Too tall for fursuit
*buys thing that's been on my wishlist for a bit*
Google's ads: "So we heard you wanna see ads for this product you just bought"
Google's ads: "So we heard you wanna see ads for this product you just bought"
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*buys thing that's been on my wishlist for a bit*
Google's ads: "So we heard you wanna see ads for this product you just bought"
Google's ads: "So we heard you wanna see ads for this product you just bought"
Every time it's implied that trans girls *have* to voice train it gives me a reason to never do it
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Every time it's implied that trans girls *have* to voice train it gives me a reason to never do it
The girl from highschool who always chose the "is weed addictive" topic for papers/debates is addicted to weed now btw
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The girl from highschool who always chose the "is weed addictive" topic for papers/debates is addicted to weed now btw
Was looking for my thermal paste and remembered it's in the CPU box, because where else would you keep thermal paste?
Unless it's not normal to have a box of CPUs, but surely it is right?
Unless it's not normal to have a box of CPUs, but surely it is right?
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Was looking for my thermal paste and remembered it's in the CPU box, because where else would you keep thermal paste?
Unless it's not normal to have a box of CPUs, but surely it is right?
Unless it's not normal to have a box of CPUs, but surely it is right?
Every time I call out sick from work my boss says "you sound like shit"
He'll never understand t-girl sick voice swag 😞
He'll never understand t-girl sick voice swag 😞
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Every time I call out sick from work my boss says "you sound like shit"
He'll never understand t-girl sick voice swag 😞
He'll never understand t-girl sick voice swag 😞
Is it possible my thighs are too squishy and soft and pillow-like?
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is it possible my thighs are too squishy and soft and pillow-like?
Am I allowed to say I won the powerball even if it was just $4?
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Am I allowed to say I won the powerball even if it was just $4?
I almost forgot to stab myself today but did it last second
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I almost forgot to stab myself today but did it last second
Oh yeah I saw my dad at Thanksgiving and he used my real name once, deadnamed a bunch too but he did make that tiny bit of effort without being asked
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Oh yeah I saw my dad at Thanksgiving and he used my real name once, deadnamed a bunch too but he did make that tiny bit of effort without being asked
Findom but it's just me letting myself spend my own money that I already have
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Findom but it's just me letting myself spend my own money that I already have
Gym employee: "how you doing mist... ma'am"
Wtf is going on this week? I like it but it's just crazy this has happened twice so soon
Wtf is going on this week? I like it but it's just crazy this has happened twice so soon
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Gym employee: "how you doing mist... ma'am"
Wtf is going on this week? I like it but it's just crazy this has happened twice so soon
Wtf is going on this week? I like it but it's just crazy this has happened twice so soon