Jade 💚
@jadedvegan.bsky.social
''You look like somebody stretched out a child'' | guitar/vocals in Contemporary Girlfriend | Forklift Lesbian | 28 | Sacramento | she/they
https://linktr.ee/contemporarygirlfriend
https://linktr.ee/contemporarygirlfriend
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
June 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
girls after 2 shots of fernet
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
girls after 2 shots of fernet
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
May 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
it would be so cool if this shit just worked
May 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
it would be so cool if this shit just worked
i'm not sure if i have any so-cal moots on here but if i do: hi! my band is coming through on a little weekender this summer! come hang out 💚
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i'm not sure if i have any so-cal moots on here but if i do: hi! my band is coming through on a little weekender this summer! come hang out 💚
hi blue app it's been a minute. do you still fw strong women?
May 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
hi blue app it's been a minute. do you still fw strong women?
coming back on here to post my first ever V6 so that Katiyan specifically can see it
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
coming back on here to post my first ever V6 so that Katiyan specifically can see it
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division is available everywhere now
these are probably my two favorite songs that the band has written so far, and i'm very excited to share them with you 💚
these are probably my two favorite songs that the band has written so far, and i'm very excited to share them with you 💚
February 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division is available everywhere now
these are probably my two favorite songs that the band has written so far, and i'm very excited to share them with you 💚
these are probably my two favorite songs that the band has written so far, and i'm very excited to share them with you 💚
reviews are in for the new Contemporary Girlfriend tracks
February 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
reviews are in for the new Contemporary Girlfriend tracks
hi friends! my band is releasing new music soon :)
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division drops next Friday 2/21
then we're playing the Cafe in Sac the following week 💚
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division drops next Friday 2/21
then we're playing the Cafe in Sac the following week 💚
February 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
hi friends! my band is releasing new music soon :)
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division drops next Friday 2/21
then we're playing the Cafe in Sac the following week 💚
Driving Ms. Daisy // I'm Bad at Math but I'm Great at Division drops next Friday 2/21
then we're playing the Cafe in Sac the following week 💚
can you spot the Olive in the pile of frogs?
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
can you spot the Olive in the pile of frogs?
we saw you from across the room and we hate your vibe. we're gonna pee on your favorite shirt now.
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we saw you from across the room and we hate your vibe. we're gonna pee on your favorite shirt now.
i haven't been posting because i've been too busy crushing plastic rocks with my lesbian hands
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
i haven't been posting because i've been too busy crushing plastic rocks with my lesbian hands
blue app can have a little transition timeline... as a treat 😘
November 30, 2024 at 6:28 PM
blue app can have a little transition timeline... as a treat 😘
reskeet with a banger pic of your cat(s)
November 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
reskeet with a banger pic of your cat(s)
just took an incredible shit on the clock
November 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
just took an incredible shit on the clock
reskeet with your mental state
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
reskeet with your mental state
i got the send, but it was an absolute mess... call that a sloppy top
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
i got the send, but it was an absolute mess... call that a sloppy top