Sorry guys I can’t go out tonight, I’m still financially recovering from having to buy olive oil

Scrabble/Crossplay be like:
“Bop” -60 points
“Incomprehensibilities” -10 points

We’re all performing at Lowe’s. You don’t get the kind of mindless wandering you get in other stores, everyone here wants to prove that the know what they’re doing

When I was a kid I thought Martha May was played by Taylor Swift in The Grinch (2000)

When you’re just testing a recipe for a holiday party, make a half recipe. I know this now.

No, I did not pull this off successfully.

There needs to be a Twitter for RAs who need to complain to pass the time on their holiday duty shift (me that’s me)

The right to abortion should be at the will of the people so voters in states should choose. Actually, to make it more precise, let’s give the decision to county voters. Actually, to make it even more precise, let’s make the decision up to the individual family!

Gangnam style was ahead of its time

Everyday I wake up like gee I sure hope the government is open today

In a balanced family
Child in college (me) hosts the Hulu
Mom hosts the Netflix
Grandparents host the Amazon
Family friend or child’s partner provides the Max (I’m single so we don’t have Max)

No, I will not close my blinds. I would rather be openly naked than closed off from the world.