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OS: JadeOS
Host: Protogen he/him
Kernel: 6.2.1
Uptime: 22 years
Packages: 219 (pacman)
CPU: human bran
Memory: 128 MB
Oooh a YcH moment. Can I join? eeeee
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
and don't question my sanity there, years had been rough and lifes fuck. that's my vibe.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
sad reality
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Do it! I would love to see what posts and art you will be making here!
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I made JadeDB because a certain individual kept making fun of me for storing user data in a big fucking JSON file.

So, I made this big and over engineered fucking solution to show them I am better than that piece of shit JSON database.

My main application for this is my Music Visualizer. :)
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
However, I have had problems where ePointers were lost or corrupted causing data to be lost. I had to fix that several times and ensuring the logic is complete. With the new fix, it's able to open a 5 GB database within 7 seconds and read any data from it instantly.
October 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Excuse the left diagram I've written initially, I had to rack my brain to determine the systems in role.

JadesDB uses block storage organization. JadeStruct is more space efficient alternative to JSON. JadesDB stores ePointers inside its headers and is used to know where data are.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We are all good! We have everyone we need in our room! Good luck to the rest of you all finding rooms at Howloween!
October 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just to be extra clear, we are looking for two additional people in a room of 4 already and 2 Queen Beds.
October 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
holy crap you coming too!?
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
holy shitttt, already starting on them

good luck man!
October 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
how deep down the digestive tract would you want the eyes to be?

imagine being able to see your prey in your belly. .-.
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Also, I hate that AI is being jammed into everyone's throat like it's something "special". Search powered by AI, laundry machine powered by AI, what fuck off is powered by AI.

It's disgusting and despicable and I see the human greed in all of it. From 2022 to whatever year, so much hype.
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM