JadestarXL
@jadestarxl.bsky.social
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i would rather an ad have a noisy crusty $2 gas station mic voiceover than use an AI generated voice
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
i would rather an ad have a noisy crusty $2 gas station mic voiceover than use an AI generated voice
minesweeper 4k texture mod free download
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 AM
minesweeper 4k texture mod free download
time capsule containing $2 in pennies
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
time capsule containing $2 in pennies
convinced anyone who calls bluesky "buggy" but still posts on twitter is just stupid tbh
January 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM
convinced anyone who calls bluesky "buggy" but still posts on twitter is just stupid tbh
writing contest where everyone has to write shitty early 2010s style creepypasta
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 AM
writing contest where everyone has to write shitty early 2010s style creepypasta
i could never be a front end web developer cause the higher ups would want to change everything like 6 months later and I'd fail to resist telling them to fuck off
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
i could never be a front end web developer cause the higher ups would want to change everything like 6 months later and I'd fail to resist telling them to fuck off
if I'm not the worst account you follow you've done something wrong
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
if I'm not the worst account you follow you've done something wrong
ive stolen 31 bibles from hotel rooms and they ahvent stopped me yet .
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
ive stolen 31 bibles from hotel rooms and they ahvent stopped me yet .
humans kinda popped off when they discovered stick
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
humans kinda popped off when they discovered stick
McDonald's always talking about the quarter pounder but quarters aren't even really that sexy i don't get it
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
McDonald's always talking about the quarter pounder but quarters aren't even really that sexy i don't get it
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if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source
fuck you
fuck you
October 26, 2024 at 9:37 AM
if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source
fuck you
fuck you
guy who gives every transaction at Walmart 1 star cause they're "too woke"
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
guy who gives every transaction at Walmart 1 star cause they're "too woke"
guy that spells it "oopsey"
October 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
guy that spells it "oopsey"
not giving your dog a name but instead referring to them and calling them with a set of esoteric squawks and squeals
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
not giving your dog a name but instead referring to them and calling them with a set of esoteric squawks and squeals
speed dating but for finding a therapist
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
speed dating but for finding a therapist
drug dealer who only kinda wants to get new customers: "first hit is 30 cents"
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
drug dealer who only kinda wants to get new customers: "first hit is 30 cents"
tattoo "trespassers will be excommunicated"
September 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
tattoo "trespassers will be excommunicated"
what if we were both fast food grill cooks and we touched spatulas 😳
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
what if we were both fast food grill cooks and we touched spatulas 😳
new from game freak: pokemon yaoi and pokemon yuri
September 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
new from game freak: pokemon yaoi and pokemon yuri
what goes through some of y'alls heads when you meet people
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
what goes through some of y'alls heads when you meet people
romantic candle lit dinner date at denny's at 3 am
July 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
romantic candle lit dinner date at denny's at 3 am
accessory for the 3DS that lets you streetpass using a really tiny device like a pokewalker
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
accessory for the 3DS that lets you streetpass using a really tiny device like a pokewalker
they've messed around too long, the PlayStation 6 should use laserdisc
July 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
they've messed around too long, the PlayStation 6 should use laserdisc
curiosity killed the cat? there was only one cat on mars?
July 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
curiosity killed the cat? there was only one cat on mars?
balls for the nnintendo wii
July 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
balls for the nnintendo wii