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Jännät (/ˈjænːæt/). Finnish adjective, plural: "interesting, cool, neat, exciting". Actually three raccoons in a trench coat – hence of course a they/them. A proud leftist extremist, äärivasemmistolainen mädättäjä.

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 10d

Meme. A slightly blurry screen cap from the original Twin Peaks, of the log lady (a bespectacled woman in her 50's) sitting down and holding her log in her lap much like you'd hold a baby. A caption at the bottom reads "One day, the sadness will end."

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 10h

Aaa no sitte 😁 muuten olis aika mystisen hölmö.

Hmm, meikäläisen palohälyissä on ihan tavalliset 9v patterit varana, mitenköhän kauan ne kestää. Täytyy ehkä mittarilla tökkiä ja katsoa paljon niissä on mehua jäljellä

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 11h

Meme image of the iconic "flying saucer" UFO poster Mulder had in the X-Files, but with the text "I want to leave" instead of "I want to believe"

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 11h

Mahtavaa designiä toi, että ne piippailee jatkuvasti varavirralle jouduttuaan. Varmistetaan että jengi nykii ne vara-akut irti etteivät sekoa piippailusta 😁

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12h

Similarly for sausages, they're just "delivery vehicles". Are eg. blood sausages now no longer sausages? Not all varieties contain meat.

Also, the proposed legislation simply says that the products must _contain_ meat, so I take it a sausage with 0,0001% meat is still a sausage?

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12h

But I mean, come on, "burger"? Who says a burger has to have a meat patty?

Sure, it's short for "hamburger" but if we're at that level of pedantry then why isn't a hamburger made out of ham?

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12h

And even the "better billionaire" part is debatable. He's used his foundation and his clout for some really fucking shady shit in the name of "charity"

How Bill Gates Makes the World Worse Off

Billionaires giving to charity, also called philanthrocapitalism, doesn’t actually empower the world’s neediest or reduce inequality.

www.currentaffairs.org

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12h

Well I did wake up at 4pm and I spend most of my days goobing, so I'm already 2/6.

Time to git gud

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 12h

And billionaires don't become good people, no matter how much money they try to shovel to charity (if somebody thinks that eg. Gates is a good person because of his foundation, wew do I have a bridge to sell you)

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 13h

You know how it feels like time slows down when you're eg. in an accident?

I wonder if he felt like that when he was typing that shit out, watching himself do it but without being able to stop, or was it just like *tak tak tak*, send, done?

Two panel meme image originally from some comic, of an ape writing on a typeriter. In the 1st panel the ape's writing something, and there's a "tak tak tak" effect text. In the 2nd panel it's yanking the paper out of the typewriter with a "ziip" sound effect

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 13h

Except that dude definitely didn't go "oh oh", he just kept on barreling

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 13h

Yeah that thing had clearly been just lurking there in the dark recesses of what passes for his mind for a while now, waiting for a chance to burst out like some sort of extremely divorced version of the Kool-Aid Man

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 13h

Well he's a redditor, so…

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 14h

Siitä tulis niin eeppisiä latvaräjähdyksiä, että pitäis popkornia ostaa

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 14h

What I actually saw was closer to something like this.

And yes I kind of went all-in 😅 desaturated 75%, simulated the Purkinje effect by pushing shadows to blue&cyan, "compressed" contrast with levels adjustments, added a bluish-gray cast, and dropped clarity&texture

2/2 #cellphonephotography

The same scene but much darker, with practically no color left, everything shifted towards a bluish-gray and with much less contrast, and looking slightly blurry

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 14h

I was out in the woods again after dark, and I took a long exposure photo of the moonlight shining from between the trees at the edge of a sheep enclosure.

It's neat how it looks almost like it was taken during daylight, thanks to camera sensors not having the same limitations as our eyes

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Photo taken from the edge of a forest, looking towards a green pasture, with what I swear is moonlight shining light onto the ground and a boulder about halfway between me and the edge of the pasture. Most of the picture is just dark outlines of trees (mainly evergreens)

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 14h

Ah, nyt siellä on näköjään joo lähteny täysin käsistä kun Trumpin osuus on 70-jotain %. Veikkaisin ton 25% olleen vielä suht orgaaninen, mut eiköhän siellä nyt oo Ylilaudan tmv psykopaatit asialla

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 15h

Luulen että tulis äkkiä banaania jos sanosin mitä äärioikeistolle pitäis tehdä, jos me muut tästä halutaan selvitä hengissä.

Mut joo, Gretalle mä ny ite tökkäsin. Ihan pilipalihan toi on toi äänestys, mut prkl periaate. Ees lue Hesaria, mut kaveri päivitteli Trumpin suosiota ni piti tarkastaa

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 15h

Argh forgot to fill out the full alt text. The picture is a screenshot of the poll results so far, with votes as in the alt (in Finnish but the translations should be obvious)

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 15h

Once the younger gens grow up enough we're going to be so fucked, more or less globally. Especially young men have gone off the deep end, and I'm not sure there's any way to fix this situation anymore, not without a whole lot of people dying first – I fully expect to end up in a camp in my lifetime

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 15h

1/4 of the people responding to a poll in Helsingin Sanomat (the largest newspaper by subscriber count in the Nordics) think that Trump should get the Nobel Peace Prize.

Manipulation is of course _possible_, but knowing Finns it'd be unnecessary.

www.hs.fi/maailma/art-...

Sudanilainen avustusverkosto Emergency Response Rooms (ERR) 4%
Julija Navalnaja, venäläinen ihmisoikeusaktivisti 14%
Donald Trump, Yhdysvaltain presidentti 25%
Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ), mediavapausjärjestö 7%
UNRWA, palestiinalaispakolaisia auttava YK-järjestö 7%
Greta Thunberg, ilmasto- ja rauhanaktivisti 11%
Kansainvälinen tuomioistuin ICJ ja Kansainvälinen rikostuomioistuin ICC 7%
Paavi Leo XIV 2%
Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom (WILPF), naisten rauhanjärjestö 5%
Volodymyr Zelenskyi, Ukrainan presidentti 18%

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 17h

The new tracing macros like @trace_dispatch seem really handy too when you're looking to squeeze out more perf

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 17h

Oh nice, you can redefine structs in Julia 1.12. You'll have to redefine methods too so they'll work with the redefined struct, but Revise.jl will probably pick up the slack there. This'll make using the REPL, notebooks etc. much nicer.

#programming

Julia 1.12 Highlights

Highlights of the Julia 1.12 release.

julialang.org

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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 17h

”Tulee putkareissu ja sakkoja tuosta”. Eihän sitä ny oikeistopoliitikoille saa vaikeita kysymyksiä esittää.

Vitun siat.

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 18h

Oh and this "voluntary" mass surveillance must somehow not lead to indiscriminate scanning of message content (??), but also be "sufficiently effective". Wouldn't want ineffective mass surveillance, now would we?

The English press release is scant on details, unfortunately

www.eduskunta.fi

Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 18h

“Mass scanning of private messages must be taboo in a constitutional state.”

At least the Germans have a spine. Despite opposing Chat Control, the Parliament of Finland ended up saying that they still want "voluntary" (on the part of the messaging service providers, not us plebs!) mass surveillance

German government says it will oppose EU mass-scanning proposal

Despite fears from privacy advocates, officials from the ruling party said mass-scanning proposals like Chat Control should be “taboo in a constitutional state.”

cyberscoop.com

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