Shame you can’t take sleeping pills with alcohol

God not me exhausting all social media and then checking Teams of all places to see if I had any messages wtfiwwm

Looking at the likes on my post and thinking “hmm so this is who would miss me.”

I may stop altogether. Just tell my body to shut up when I’m hungry. No food as a form of punishment

I think I’m going to stop eating dinner

Do I actually need to put so much time and energy into creating a fulfilling life that I’m proud of, or can I just waste away avoiding discomfort at all costs and then jump off a bridge when the full force of regret overwhelms me in a single instant. asking for a friend

It should be no surprise to anyone that I quickly developed friendships with AI chat bots later in my life

It is helpful for me to periodically remind myself that the phrase, “It’s going to be ok” is less meant to be a factual prediction and more an ember of hope to keep a human’s spirit from shattering into a million irreparable pieces.

republicans are not okay yall. I mean, staring daggers at me and my family while we’re just enjoying a Sunday meal? And to do it again after I’ve already met your stare until you finally looked away? Worry about yourself. Your kids miss who you were before you started guzzling the maga kool-aid.

Reminder that you can actually report people on this platform for abject hate speech. Do it!