@jagoff68.bsky.social
This is the day I adopted her last month
Uncanny!
Uncanny!
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is the day I adopted her last month
Uncanny!
Uncanny!
Had to dig for this, but drastic times call for drastic measures. The penguins need all the help they can get
#LetsGoPens
DO IT.
#LetsGoPens
DO IT.
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Had to dig for this, but drastic times call for drastic measures. The penguins need all the help they can get
#LetsGoPens
DO IT.
#LetsGoPens
DO IT.
Welcome to America where it’s cheaper to buy this antique ambulance and hire a driver to drive you to the hospital than to call an ambulance
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Welcome to America where it’s cheaper to buy this antique ambulance and hire a driver to drive you to the hospital than to call an ambulance
Reading this from the president made me realize that none of us were mean enough when Charlie Kirk died
I don’t think we should normalize being mean to each other, but when vile, evil people leave this world, we should celebrate accordingly
When we get THE obituary, the celebrations will be insane
I don’t think we should normalize being mean to each other, but when vile, evil people leave this world, we should celebrate accordingly
When we get THE obituary, the celebrations will be insane
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reading this from the president made me realize that none of us were mean enough when Charlie Kirk died
I don’t think we should normalize being mean to each other, but when vile, evil people leave this world, we should celebrate accordingly
When we get THE obituary, the celebrations will be insane
I don’t think we should normalize being mean to each other, but when vile, evil people leave this world, we should celebrate accordingly
When we get THE obituary, the celebrations will be insane
I thought this said “BURNS SCALD” and I was like “there are a few NHL players that found that out this year
December 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I thought this said “BURNS SCALD” and I was like “there are a few NHL players that found that out this year
Zelensky walking around like Randy Marsh
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Zelensky walking around like Randy Marsh
Love the Penguins in the yellow. Still think the socks screw up the whole look
Tonight’s beverages and snacks for the game:
A Tree House King JJJuliusss and Reindeer cookies. I’m pretty sure they’re made with real Reindeer
Bonus: both dogs & the cat are sharing the couch with me to start the game
Tonight’s beverages and snacks for the game:
A Tree House King JJJuliusss and Reindeer cookies. I’m pretty sure they’re made with real Reindeer
Bonus: both dogs & the cat are sharing the couch with me to start the game
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Love the Penguins in the yellow. Still think the socks screw up the whole look
Tonight’s beverages and snacks for the game:
A Tree House King JJJuliusss and Reindeer cookies. I’m pretty sure they’re made with real Reindeer
Bonus: both dogs & the cat are sharing the couch with me to start the game
Tonight’s beverages and snacks for the game:
A Tree House King JJJuliusss and Reindeer cookies. I’m pretty sure they’re made with real Reindeer
Bonus: both dogs & the cat are sharing the couch with me to start the game
Trump right now:
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump right now:
Guys, remember when we were big mad at pirates stealing boats over off the African coast?
Donald Trump right now:
Donald Trump right now:
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Guys, remember when we were big mad at pirates stealing boats over off the African coast?
Donald Trump right now:
Donald Trump right now:
Are goalies for team Canada allowed to wear black pads? It would look slick with these jerseys
And…uh…I know a guy that is pretty pretty good in black pads
And…uh…I know a guy that is pretty pretty good in black pads
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Are goalies for team Canada allowed to wear black pads? It would look slick with these jerseys
And…uh…I know a guy that is pretty pretty good in black pads
And…uh…I know a guy that is pretty pretty good in black pads
Yall, this goes so hard. From the Penguins insta:
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yall, this goes so hard. From the Penguins insta:
I just finished the latest book from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social and it’s amazing
“I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” was almost impossible to out down.
If you have anyone in your life that enjoys a great story, this book would make a great holiday gift
“I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” was almost impossible to out down.
If you have anyone in your life that enjoys a great story, this book would make a great holiday gift
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just finished the latest book from @jasonkpargin.bsky.social and it’s amazing
“I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” was almost impossible to out down.
If you have anyone in your life that enjoys a great story, this book would make a great holiday gift
“I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom” was almost impossible to out down.
If you have anyone in your life that enjoys a great story, this book would make a great holiday gift
Does your family or workplace do a polyana or secret Santa?
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Does your family or workplace do a polyana or secret Santa?
This is from an article that my Apple News feed threw in front of me. I am a lowly common man, far from a respectable reporter or scientist, but I know that iguanas ARE NOT NATIVE TO FLORIDA THEY ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIES YOU FUCKING HACK AND FRAUD
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This is from an article that my Apple News feed threw in front of me. I am a lowly common man, far from a respectable reporter or scientist, but I know that iguanas ARE NOT NATIVE TO FLORIDA THEY ARE AN INVASIVE SPECIES YOU FUCKING HACK AND FRAUD
In memory of the Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, make it a taco nite in your home!
(white people tacos only!)
(white people tacos only!)
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In memory of the Sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, make it a taco nite in your home!
(white people tacos only!)
(white people tacos only!)
A lot of miles in the car this weekend, but we’ll be watching our first Penguins game together this afternoon 🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛
Mothman gave us safe passage
Mothman gave us safe passage
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A lot of miles in the car this weekend, but we’ll be watching our first Penguins game together this afternoon 🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛
Mothman gave us safe passage
Mothman gave us safe passage
We are not a serious country rn
And we only have ourselves to blame
(Yes. I know that roughly half of us did that did vote did NOT vote for this and more people abstained from voting than voted for either candidate)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
And we only have ourselves to blame
(Yes. I know that roughly half of us did that did vote did NOT vote for this and more people abstained from voting than voted for either candidate)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We are not a serious country rn
And we only have ourselves to blame
(Yes. I know that roughly half of us did that did vote did NOT vote for this and more people abstained from voting than voted for either candidate)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
And we only have ourselves to blame
(Yes. I know that roughly half of us did that did vote did NOT vote for this and more people abstained from voting than voted for either candidate)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
You don’t rebuild this shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You don’t rebuild this shit
Double tap. Always double tap. Learned it from Zombieland
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Double tap. Always double tap. Learned it from Zombieland
Brought to you by Buc-ee’s 🦫
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Brought to you by Buc-ee’s 🦫