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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.

@jagsaysstupid.bsky.social

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Former JAG. I do not suffer fools lightly. It’s a feature, not a bug. I can tell you the truth, but I can’t make you understand it.

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · Jun 6

My life:

“I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.”

John Cusack, Say Anything

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 4h

Finally!!!

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 7h

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 8h

What a game.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 9h

The new edition has only five pages, while the old one had six.
A primer primmer primer primer.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 10h

Haha. Just posted that, too!!

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 10h

Comey’s team wins first skirmish, forcing DOJERKS to provide discovery 10 days earlier than they wanted.

Every tiny thing matters.

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 10h

“Army computer get hot go boom. Army sad.”

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 10h

El Pollo Loco Portlando.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 12h

That’s why The Plywood Store is doing record sales.

Although, in a way, they’re ALL plywood stores.

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 12h

Heaven Gate really takes on a new meaning.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 12h

Spooky season.

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 13h

Sending the A team.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 13h

Thoughtful opinion tracing history of the militia.

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14h

Here is the promised opinion from Judge Perry in the Illinois troops case: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Case: 1:25-cv-12174 Document #: 70 Filed: 10/10/25 Page 1 of 51 PagelD #:994
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS
EASTERN DIVISION
STATE OF ILLINOIS, a sovereign state; and the CITY OF CHICAGO, an Illinois municipal corporation,
Case No. 25-cv-12174
Plaintiffs,
Judge April M. Perry
v.
DONALD J. TRUMP, in his official capacity as President of the United States; DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY; KRISTI NOEM, in her official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security;
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE; PETER B.
HEGSETH, in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Defense; UNITED STATES ARMY; DANIEL P. DRISCOLL, in his official capacity as Secretary of the Army,
Defendants.
OPINION AND ORDER

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 16h

I ain’t wasting a good pot of peas on that sumbitch.

JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 17h

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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid. @jagsaysstupid.bsky.social · 19h

I thought of that. That’s why I said at least three. As technically you could convince someone else to eat it (4) or force someone else to eat it (5 or 4b) and it gets complicated.