None of them are perfect, but Spotify are so awful it beggars belief. I didn't know about the CEO investing in autonomous weapons systems before I saw your post. Horrific.

I know everyone is jumping on the ICE ads, but really, Spotify has ALWAYS been shit. Anybody who loves music should not use this awful streaming 'service'. There are plenty of alternatives. I use Tidal - better quality sound, more money to the artists, less support for despots.

Hi Kate! I'm not a consistent squirter by any means, but when I do, the common denominator is what's going on in my head. It only happens if the slut monster has really slipped its leash. Clit stimulation is required - a powerful vibrator on the right side of my clit - but fingers have worked too. x

It is, though, isn't it? It is? Tell me it is. Please...

There are a few left! There really, really, really are.
Like, there actually are. 😘

Enlightening behind-the-scenes look for a little old amateur like me. I shall definitely be stealing some of those poses!

What a beautiful, gorgeous picture! The girls are stunning too. 😍

It looks a lot like a Telefunken U47. I love this album. My dad introduced me to it which is probably all kinds of wrong.

#itsonlyfuckingnovember

A great overview, thank you. I know this is something I need to be much better at - I'm still learning the craft, but that's no excuse. Most of my stuff is clearly consensual, although I have recently strayed into more taboo areas. Also, I didn't realise that content notes were beneficial for SEO!

I'm still dreaming of getting that meeting. Go you! 🥂

Make sure the sharks have got a frickin' lazer on their heads!

One of the best pop videos ever - back when they had stories (and before they just became a load of rappers and ho's pratting about around swimming pools)

Born 5 years after this was released, but it's one of my all time favourites. Stone-cold classic 👌

I'm thinking that a 20 year old gymnast with a 12-inch cock would probably have a natural advantage?

Thank you, Jim! I'm so glad you liked it. Jx

Damn. I think you might be right. Excuse me while I go and sob into my pillow.