Me when that guy at work starts talking about F1 or NFL…

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All the cardinals waiting for the Pope! #pope

I only want to be known as Baroness Carrot Muffins from now on. 💅🏻

@niabbot.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social Please find that clip of you asking Jan from Tooting ‘You know who else can’t read music??’ That’s got to be one of the best radio moments in history!!

He means mavity, right?

How come there are so many cameras pointing at him and so few guns?

The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Ah, it must be half term as there are so many ‘comforts’ on the tube today. ‘Do you live in London?’ ‘No, we’ve comfort day’

Those Stormzy x McDonalds adverts don’t make me think more of McDonalds. They make me think less of Stormzy.

Excuse me while I take a rest. l've just got back from the gym* where I was doing weights**

*kitchen

**snacks

Over here in the UK, thinking that if a public figure had done a nazi salute in public, they would be ostracised and possibly arrested as a hate crime. I wondered how this isn’t a thing in the US. And then I remembered that their police and judiciary are also nazis. Sad face emoji.

It’s all so stupid. They all crave respect, but they think the answer to that is being the most powerful. Then they get all confused and upset when someone is empathetic, completely missing the fact the most respect inducing attribute is empathy, which they’ve convinced themselves is a fault.

Husband’s gone to Tesco’s…