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The Walking Punchline™️

@jaisonatalives.bsky.social

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35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff). Two degrees, yet very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat. Every rule you know is made up btw.

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · Jan 3

this is where I'm posting from btw

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 16m

his are top tier 😆

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 22m

I'm trusting snack daddy on this one

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 41m

a close up of a person holding a microphone next to a cup .

ALT: a close up of a person holding a microphone next to a cup .

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 41m

I know what I'm getting tomorrow

Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 2h

Mfs selling Komodo dragon tail

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 52m

Started Tougen Anki and I'm here for it

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 1h

blehhh I tried to like em but they just tasted like burnt crackers 😭 it didn't taste like good burnt cheese you'd find on baked mac or something

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2h

I gotchu lol the drone will be on the way 🤣

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2h

You mean burnt?? That's what you mean??? BURNT?!??? Because this shit is BURNT. It does NOT taste good.

They burnt a whole batch and needed a quick fix to avoid tossing em 😂

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2h

Trust it will be soon 😂

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 2h

I'm speaking on past orders lol I ended up making spaghetti 😆 didn't feel like leaving home

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 3h

eating spaghetti in my white onesie so I can feel something

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 3h

they ARE 🤩

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 4h

searched it up out of curiosity and the reviews have my back 😂

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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 4h

think I want that chinese spot with them fat ass egg rolls 🤤

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 8h

Leicester

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 8h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 9h

The only wrong assumption I halfway accepted was how many people thought he was a pug before he grew into his big ass forehead

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 9h

They don't know what that word means, because it doesn't even apply to 92% of the people they attempt to use it on

That aside, it's pretty annoying when they're trying to be insulting. Like go find a hobby and appreciate being alive.

Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 10h

Y’all don’t like kids clocking us being old???

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 9h

Can't say I see it. It's just too different of a flavor of squish face 🙂‍↔️ entirely different shape

The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.bsky.social · 9h

dwights want him to be a brussels griffon SO bad 💀 every time I post him elsewhere they declare it with their chest just for me to be like WRONG!! ❌ 😂 dassa MUTT

"omg you have a brussels!"

"I LOVE brussels!"

"this is my gf's fav breed!" (I replied and asked if "cryptid" was her favorite 🤭)