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The Cat Food Bandit
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Alternate facts, no bueno!!!! I apologize for being crude at times; I have a touch of Tourette's. &^%$)(@@&
Didn't those jerks learn anything about appeasement over the past eighty-five years?
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Excuse me, do you have an appointment? =^..^=
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 PM
He is an extremely mentally ill man, a pedophile, a felon, a serial cheat, an insurrectionist, a dictator, and a sadist.

Why the hell did you vote him in, you simple-minded assholes?
January 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
It's a shame Donny VonShitzinpants doesn't have the mental acuity to read or understand the consequences of his crazy desire to take over an island that openly welcomes him. From military bases, he feels vital to our defense, to minerals he wants to steal, as mobsters are prone to do.
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 PM
My cat said he wants more information about her "modeling" career. Maybe some other pictures than the nudies and escort shots.
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Scammers have been abusing not too bright people since caveman days. 😂
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I first noticed Walken's rhythm at the end of Jersey Boys.
January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I'm glad you came to that conclusion. Where were you five years ago?
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It may be shaped oddly, but it looks quite tasty.
January 17, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Cieling cat is always watching you.
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 PM
It must be nice when your cat has a job; mine are complete slackers and layabouts. =^..^=
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is what happens when you hire unemployed insurrectionists as law enforcement agents.
January 17, 2026 at 12:47 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It's a good thing he dozed off; those young girls were in a sketchy situation.
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Look how happy he is; the shit-eating grin is larger than usual.😂
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The 21st Century version of Tokyo Rose, another traitor.
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
He can start with himself, his kids, and the Slovenian hooker.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM