JakeTheDude
@jake-the-dude.bsky.social
I'm 37, autistic constantly horny and in need of a drink.
Wannabe cthulhu cultists, nerd, wrestling fan and book lover.
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Wannabe cthulhu cultists, nerd, wrestling fan and book lover.
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Getting fucked through a pair of panties 😖
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Getting fucked through a pair of panties 😖
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December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Caleb Widogast is my favourite character in The Mighty Nein.
a cartoon of a man with a prime logo in the corner
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a prime logo in the corner
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December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Caleb Widogast is my favourite character in The Mighty Nein.
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You'd lick me clean right? 🥺
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You'd lick me clean right? 🥺
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this is basically how all my fantasies start 🥵
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this is basically how all my fantasies start 🥵
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That's the sewing tin.
If it has those biscuits in it, then it's magic.
If it has those biscuits in it, then it's magic.
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
That's the sewing tin.
If it has those biscuits in it, then it's magic.
If it has those biscuits in it, then it's magic.
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My social battery is beyond drained. The past 48 hours have been far too peopley. I need the rest of the day to recharge in solitude with a comfort show. Send for snacks 🥺
throne.com/poppypetrichor
throne.com/poppypetrichor
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My social battery is beyond drained. The past 48 hours have been far too peopley. I need the rest of the day to recharge in solitude with a comfort show. Send for snacks 🥺
throne.com/poppypetrichor
throne.com/poppypetrichor
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December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I was in Brighton this morning and then I heard my sister swear.
Apparently her friend who was dog sitting left the front door open and he ran away.
He's a rescue dog and doesn't really like people apart from my sister so at 6:45 this morning we packed up our stuff and made our way home.
Apparently her friend who was dog sitting left the front door open and he ran away.
He's a rescue dog and doesn't really like people apart from my sister so at 6:45 this morning we packed up our stuff and made our way home.
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was in Brighton this morning and then I heard my sister swear.
Apparently her friend who was dog sitting left the front door open and he ran away.
He's a rescue dog and doesn't really like people apart from my sister so at 6:45 this morning we packed up our stuff and made our way home.
Apparently her friend who was dog sitting left the front door open and he ran away.
He's a rescue dog and doesn't really like people apart from my sister so at 6:45 this morning we packed up our stuff and made our way home.
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Hiii do we still like bush here?? 👀
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Hiii do we still like bush here?? 👀
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It’s a chilly morning, but I’m cozy inside 💖
How’s everyone’s morning?
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
How’s everyone’s morning?
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It’s a chilly morning, but I’m cozy inside 💖
How’s everyone’s morning?
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
How’s everyone’s morning?
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
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Who wants to help me cure my depression? 👅🤤
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Who wants to help me cure my depression? 👅🤤
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sink like subs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman (no, no, no, no, not at all)
That was Bruce Wayne 🎶
Most of these men sink like subs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman (no, no, no, no, not at all)
That was Bruce Wayne 🎶
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Don't talk to me about heroes
Most of these men sink like subs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman (no, no, no, no, not at all)
That was Bruce Wayne 🎶
Most of these men sink like subs
Jesus was a black man
No, Jesus was Batman (no, no, no, no, not at all)
That was Bruce Wayne 🎶
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describe me in one word? 🤭
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
describe me in one word? 🤭
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Felt so good inside of me <3
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Felt so good inside of me <3
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Who needs form fitting clothes when anything I wear shows off all of my curves anyways?
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Who needs form fitting clothes when anything I wear shows off all of my curves anyways?
How bards in D&D get an education.
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonsanddragons
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
How bards in D&D get an education.
#dungeonsanddragons
#dungeonsanddragons
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Someone come make me their personal fucktoy because THIS BITCH IS DONE WITH FINALS
a woman is hugging her arms and smiling while standing in front of a window .
ALT: a woman is hugging her arms and smiling while standing in front of a window .
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December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Someone come make me their personal fucktoy because THIS BITCH IS DONE WITH FINALS
Happy birthday to you.
I hope you have a fantastic day filled with happy memories 🥳🎉🎁🎂
I hope you have a fantastic day filled with happy memories 🥳🎉🎁🎂
Rat birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy birthday to you.
I hope you have a fantastic day filled with happy memories 🥳🎉🎁🎂
I hope you have a fantastic day filled with happy memories 🥳🎉🎁🎂
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Rat birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rat birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
I can’t believe I’m 27!
#nsfw #realnsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #alternative #alt #emo #ofcreator #fanslycreator #tattooed #nonbinary #transmasc
This
Can I get a muscle mommy to pick me up and throw me around?
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This
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Just a little tease for you… 😈✨
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just a little tease for you… 😈✨
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every time you save / bookmark my media posts you owe me $5, thanks !
$cxrruptfae | ven : @/collaredclown
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December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every time you save / bookmark my media posts you owe me $5, thanks !
$cxrruptfae | ven : @/collaredclown
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