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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare
@jakebe.bsky.social
All about that second breakfast, fam.

Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.
Oh yeah, and look at this PIE I am so proud of it, I feel like a good and proper hobbit
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Today’s dinner: Martha’s Best Berbere-Spiced Beef Stew!

Blue Apron messed up one too many times, so I moved over to Marleyspoon, a Martha Stewart joint.

I chose this meal service because it had the most-promising international menu!

So far, these are all hitting. :9
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey @rbreich.bsky.social I know you’re worried about our democracy and hey I’d donate but I’m being laid off in nine days and I’d appreciate not being jump-scared about being broke as shit at the exact time our government is being gutted there’s only so much stress I can manage thanks
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Made my first two loaves of banana bread, from @lazarusrat.net ‘s mom’s recipe.

Friends, let me tell you, it is SO GOOD
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Just for you!
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
<3
August 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wow, this is...pretty accurate, warts and all
August 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Today’s Bistro #BlueApron: Crispy Chicken, Bacon & Ranch Sandwiches with roasted potatoes and BBQ mayo.

This turned out pretty well, hard to screw up a chicken breast marinated in buttermilk and pan-fried. :9
June 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today at Bistro #BlueApron: Honey Mustard Chicken & Farro Salad w/ arugula, carrots & goat cheese.

Not bad, though I wish there was more honey mustard - the little packet broke in the bag, boo
June 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Today at Bistro #BlueApron: Chorizo Enchiladas w/ poblano pepper, rice and Monterey Jack.

Really happy with the shape of these guys, I’ve traditionally been terrible at this. :)
June 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Spider
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh.
May 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Had some time to kill, so visited Bell’s Books in Palo Alto for a spell. Forgot just how much being in a bookstore makes me feel more like myself.

Respectable sci-fi game too!
May 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
May 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Take the test and post pics of the first 4 you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

I'm not too upset about these results, like...harsh, but fair. XD
May 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cheesecake #2 is ready for the oven. Good luck babe!!
May 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mountain View, CA
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Here is mine, an African Jackalope (Riverine rabbit x kudu)
April 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spent yesterday high-crying to Waitress: The Musical and absolutely destroying this burrito, and I have no regrets
April 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Here are some Adobe alternatives for anyone who don't want to pay way too much money for a subscription that hoovers your creativity for AI
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
At last, the big reveal! My first cheesecake! This is for the birthday of @lazarusrat.net , and it turned out sooo good. :9
April 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s been a rough couple days, but some time in the kitchen actually does me a whole lot of good.

This is my first blind bake!! It’s for a secret project that may be revealed tomorrow!
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fuck yeah
March 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Valentine’s Day beef stroganoff. Cooking has become this huge love language for me, and this is a small way to say I am forever grateful for @thependrake.bsky.social and @lazarusrat.net, my HUNGRY GUYS
February 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM