Jake Parr
@jakebparr.bsky.social
writin about baseball for lookout landing • writin about football for ciricling seattle sports • Big fan of boats • banner by @inkoidart.bluesky.social
Longhorns have always known that OU is a disgraced, shameful institution but it's good the rest of the world knows too
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
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December 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Longhorns have always known that OU is a disgraced, shameful institution but it's good the rest of the world knows too
Going to the mall and pretending im in a walkable city
December 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Going to the mall and pretending im in a walkable city
Game awards is so embarrassing. No time for 75% of the winners to give a speech, but plenty of time for amazon ads and ms pigartwork.
Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.
Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Game awards is so embarrassing. No time for 75% of the winners to give a speech, but plenty of time for amazon ads and ms pigartwork.
Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.
Even at the awards show gaming is treated as a commodity instead of an artform.
Pick a Pitcher!
Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9
Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9
Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9
Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pick a Pitcher!
Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9
Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9
Player A: 3.99 FIP, 5.43 ERA, 1.29 K/BB, 0.4 HR/9
Player B: 3.99 FIP, 4.11 ERA, 2.47 K/BB, 1.0 HR/9
In the DS9 ep Heart of Stone, the song Louie, Louie is referred to by Constable Odo as a sea shanty. The only explanation for that I can figure is that 300 years in the future the only surviving reference to Louie, Louie exists through a group of people only known by the name Seattle Mariners
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
In the DS9 ep Heart of Stone, the song Louie, Louie is referred to by Constable Odo as a sea shanty. The only explanation for that I can figure is that 300 years in the future the only surviving reference to Louie, Louie exists through a group of people only known by the name Seattle Mariners
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Our Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Arizona Cardinals this past Sunday, setting up a big time matchup atop the NFC West next week in LA.
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps the Hawks big win at Lumen: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11092025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps the Hawks big win at Lumen: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11092025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
Seahawks Prey on Cardinals, Win 44-22 — Circling Seattle Sports
Our Seattle Seahawks continue to roll ahead as a Super Bowl contender during the 2025-26 season, rolling past the Arizona Cardinals for a final score of 44-22. An electric first half saw the Seahawks ...
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November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Our Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Arizona Cardinals this past Sunday, setting up a big time matchup atop the NFC West next week in LA.
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps the Hawks big win at Lumen: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11092025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps the Hawks big win at Lumen: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11092025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
After the Revolution, we will stone people who sing "My Way" at karaoke
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
After the Revolution, we will stone people who sing "My Way" at karaoke
Darnold continues to lead the league in Net Yards/Pass Attempt. It's time for him to get some national praise. And he earned some in his dominant outing last night on NBC. Read more:
Our Seattle Seahawks thumped the Commanders on the national stage last night, with Sam Darnold dicing up Washington in a dominant first half.
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
Seahawks Bring the Rain, Crush Commanders 38-14 — Circling Seattle Sports
Our Seattle Seahawks dominated the Washington Commanders in primetime on Sunday night, resulting in a final score of 38-14 as quarterback Sam Darnold racked up four pashing touchdowns in the victory w...
www.circlingseattlesports.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Darnold continues to lead the league in Net Yards/Pass Attempt. It's time for him to get some national praise. And he earned some in his dominant outing last night on NBC. Read more:
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Our Seattle Seahawks thumped the Commanders on the national stage last night, with Sam Darnold dicing up Washington in a dominant first half.
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
Seahawks Bring the Rain, Crush Commanders 38-14 — Circling Seattle Sports
Our Seattle Seahawks dominated the Washington Commanders in primetime on Sunday night, resulting in a final score of 38-14 as quarterback Sam Darnold racked up four pashing touchdowns in the victory w...
www.circlingseattlesports.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Our Seattle Seahawks thumped the Commanders on the national stage last night, with Sam Darnold dicing up Washington in a dominant first half.
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
@jakebparr.bsky.social's recap of the road victory: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/seahawks-win11022025
#Seahawks #SeattleSeahawks #SeattleSports
A criterion collection 4k release of the duellists would fix me
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A criterion collection 4k release of the duellists would fix me
Ted Cruz pretending to not understand how extended families work is hilarious. He's from Texas! He should know that any non-direct family member more than 10 years older than you is automatically an aunt/uncle.
Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.
Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.
October 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ted Cruz pretending to not understand how extended families work is hilarious. He's from Texas! He should know that any non-direct family member more than 10 years older than you is automatically an aunt/uncle.
Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.
Also childhood friends of your parents are your aunts/uncles.
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We have gotten into some frankly dangerous territory
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We have gotten into some frankly dangerous territory
You ever look in the mirror and go "dammit, im dressed like adam sandler"
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You ever look in the mirror and go "dammit, im dressed like adam sandler"
you can tell columbo's a fictional character because he's a cop who actually solves crimes and loves his wife
October 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
you can tell columbo's a fictional character because he's a cop who actually solves crimes and loves his wife
now that the mariners' season is over, we can engage in our favorite off season activity: laughing at the anaheim angels
The Angels have hired Kurt Suzuki to be their next manager, according to a team source.
Suzuki finished his career in 2022 after two seasons with the Angels.
Suzuki finished his career in 2022 after two seasons with the Angels.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
now that the mariners' season is over, we can engage in our favorite off season activity: laughing at the anaheim angels
Too early to "next year" post, but I am very excited to see what cal raleigh does with ABS in 2026
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Too early to "next year" post, but I am very excited to see what cal raleigh does with ABS in 2026
It is the morning of October 21st. For the first time since February, the Seattle Mariners do not have an upcoming baseball game. Only the 2001 season, which lasted until Oct 22 was longer.
I've loved the last 8 months.
I've loved the last 8 months.
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It is the morning of October 21st. For the first time since February, the Seattle Mariners do not have an upcoming baseball game. Only the 2001 season, which lasted until Oct 22 was longer.
I've loved the last 8 months.
I've loved the last 8 months.
the deepest playoff run in mariners history comes to an end in game 7 of the alcs. the mariners remain the only team in major league baseball to never win a pennant.
they found the edges of the map and could go no further.
they found the edges of the map and could go no further.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
the deepest playoff run in mariners history comes to an end in game 7 of the alcs. the mariners remain the only team in major league baseball to never win a pennant.
they found the edges of the map and could go no further.
they found the edges of the map and could go no further.
CAAAAAAAAL RAAAAAAAALEIGHHHHH
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
CAAAAAAAAL RAAAAAAAALEIGHHHHH
Kraken beat the Leafs 4-3 in overtime. Mariners have a chance to win the ALCS 4-3 tomorrow.
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Kraken beat the Leafs 4-3 in overtime. Mariners have a chance to win the ALCS 4-3 tomorrow.
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On the road, UW Football had the opportunity for a big win over Michigan within reach heading into the 4th quarter yesterday. Mistakes by UW saw that slip away.
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/huskyfootball-loss10182025
#GoHuskies #AllAboutTheW #PurpleReign ☔️
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/huskyfootball-loss10182025
#GoHuskies #AllAboutTheW #PurpleReign ☔️
Husky Football Gets Trapped in Doghouse, Loses 24-7 at Michigan — Circling Seattle Sports
The Washington Husky football team held the opportunity for a road win at "The Big House" for the first three quarters of their road contest against the Michigan Wolverines on Saturday morning, but an...
www.circlingseattlesports.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
On the road, UW Football had the opportunity for a big win over Michigan within reach heading into the 4th quarter yesterday. Mistakes by UW saw that slip away.
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/huskyfootball-loss10182025
#GoHuskies #AllAboutTheW #PurpleReign ☔️
@jakebparr.bsky.social recaps: www.circlingseattlesports.com/articles/huskyfootball-loss10182025
#GoHuskies #AllAboutTheW #PurpleReign ☔️