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Jake Collinson
@jakec91.bsky.social
Something witty will go here oh and #SAFC
Mighty fine.
January 29, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Is this classed as progress or stagnation from where I was back in July 2025? I weighed 88.6kgs then, and now's it's fluctuating between 68-70, although I've kept to the 69 guideline.
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
January 2025 - December 2025

​If you told me last New Year's Day that I’d be feeling this good today, I wouldn't have believed you. One year of showing up for myself. To anyone starting tomorrow: just don’t stop. 👊 #WeightLoss #SelfCare #2025Success
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Well fluctuations do happen, but I guess it's good I'm below what I wanted to lose....
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Now THIS is the lightest I've been in years.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Over the last few months I started a weight loss journey, and even if I don't/can't see the differences at times looking at myself in the mirror, I look back on old pictures and see how far I've come and changed.
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Weekly weigh-in time, and would you look at that.
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Well, that's a positive.
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Genuine tears were shed today by me, this is not an understatement (or is it overstatement?) on my behalf. I have always struggled with weight, I have always struggled with diets.

This, while it may be a lot for some, this is the lowest I've weighed since 2009. I have achieved something 😭😭
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Aye. It's beautiful. #SAFC
July 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Where we were, to where we are now 😎 my best mate Ruby 🐶💓
July 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Me and my best mate Ruby 😎.

Nearly 8 months old now she is, and I wouldn't change her (okay maybe stop eating my New Balance trainers) for the world.
May 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
She is 100% better now, and going on (4.. FOUR?!?!) daily walks.

Least it's keeping my blood pressure down, she'll grow into that harness, and (hopefully) no more unexpected trips to the vets for her.
April 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What the fuck have they done to the battery logo? No I don't want the % inside the battery icon...
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Update.

She's walking fine on the leg now, happy days, no x-ray or MRIs needed on her. They said full strength will come back with confidence and more walks.

Here she is after he 2nd groom earlier today , she looks happy as punch.
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I KNEW IT!!
February 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Romaine Mundle receiving racial abuse.

Jesus Christ man...
February 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ah yes
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ruby is on crate rest.

Have a very frantic, traumatic and in the end soothing visit to the vets, she has sprained her leg.

😞
February 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Few or far between accidents in the house, but she's (nearly) house trained.

Few accidents being in her crate overnight (once in the last month) and once in her play area. (Yes she has a play area) In the same amount of time.

It's somewhat easy this puppy malarkey
February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I am a god!!
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ruby went for a groom today.

As you can tell she looks proud as punch, and she got many compliments off the staff in the parlour, and made many friends there.

She's got a better social life than me.
January 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Yes she is my best friend.

Yes I am sad for saying so.
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
She may be a villain at times, but I don't know what I'd do without my little sidekick now.
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
January 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM