@jakechats.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Trying to enjoy movies, TV, Derby County and life in general until the right destroys it all…
Seems like both teams are living by the mantra “Over promise, under deliver” #theapprentice
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February 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Seems like both teams are living by the mantra “Over promise, under deliver” #theapprentice
Did I just hear the intro to #dragonsden right?? “Now it’s time to find out, who’s going to get the bag?”
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February 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Did I just hear the intro to #dragonsden right?? “Now it’s time to find out, who’s going to get the bag?”
“Who’s our age and truly happy? Except Wayne Lineker?” 🤣🤣🤣 #amibeingunreasonable
February 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Who’s our age and truly happy? Except Wayne Lineker?” 🤣🤣🤣 #amibeingunreasonable
#justwatched Sing Sing. Even though it doesn’t completely avoid prison movie cliches, it does offer some surprises in its story. Colman Domingo is the standout, but all the cast, including the real inmates are fantastic. A must see #filmsky
February 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#justwatched Sing Sing. Even though it doesn’t completely avoid prison movie cliches, it does offer some surprises in its story. Colman Domingo is the standout, but all the cast, including the real inmates are fantastic. A must see #filmsky
#justwatching Bend It Like Beckham on #film4 Johnathan Rhys-Myers’ coach comes across as a little noncey nowadays…
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#justwatching Bend It Like Beckham on #film4 Johnathan Rhys-Myers’ coach comes across as a little noncey nowadays…
Just watching some old episodes of #theprofessionals The 1st has Bodie save a nurse played by Pamela Stephenson from being blown up by a grenade, and immediately copping a feel of her tits. The 2nd has Trigger from Only Fools & Horses playing an Iranian hitman. 70s TV was wild 😂
February 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just watching some old episodes of #theprofessionals The 1st has Bodie save a nurse played by Pamela Stephenson from being blown up by a grenade, and immediately copping a feel of her tits. The 2nd has Trigger from Only Fools & Horses playing an Iranian hitman. 70s TV was wild 😂
Spend the whole episode mentioning Shakespeare, and then not sending the winning team to The Globe… #theapprentice
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February 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spend the whole episode mentioning Shakespeare, and then not sending the winning team to The Globe… #theapprentice
Every year there’s that one candidate who you’d love to see involved in an accident with an industrial threshing machine. This year it’s Carlo. What a colossal prick… #theapprentice
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Every year there’s that one candidate who you’d love to see involved in an accident with an industrial threshing machine. This year it’s Carlo. What a colossal prick… #theapprentice
“And you know it’s a pocket watch because?” #theapprentice
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February 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“And you know it’s a pocket watch because?” #theapprentice
About time we had a decision go our way!!!!! Take that point all day long. YOOOOUUUUU RRRRAAMMMMMMMMSSS!!!!
#dcfc #dcfcfns
#dcfc #dcfcfns
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February 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Somebody needs to tell Nadia to shut her fuckin trap… #theapprentice
February 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Somebody needs to tell Nadia to shut her fuckin trap… #theapprentice
Yeah, cus you want your empowering virtual pop star to look like a 40 something, divorced, mother of three, dressed for midweek drinks at Slug & Lettuce… #theapprentice
February 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, cus you want your empowering virtual pop star to look like a 40 something, divorced, mother of three, dressed for midweek drinks at Slug & Lettuce… #theapprentice
I’m a pretty big sceptic when it comes to these things. But Ciaran’s suggestions are utter bollocks. “Look at that darling, the chandelier is bending”. “Never mind that, haven’t you noticed it’s blowing a fucking gale in the living room!!?!?!??” #uncanny
January 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m a pretty big sceptic when it comes to these things. But Ciaran’s suggestions are utter bollocks. “Look at that darling, the chandelier is bending”. “Never mind that, haven’t you noticed it’s blowing a fucking gale in the living room!!?!?!??” #uncanny