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jakeintx.bsky.social
@jakeintx.bsky.social
Crazy cat dad.
There were more incidents than the van driver taking girls to the abia.
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Hot wheels won't be happy until it's in every kindergarten in Texas.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Where's Kid Rock and Ted Nugent when he needs them?
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I need closed captions for social situations.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pumpkin spice Palpatine is another good one.
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I think the giraffe broke him.
December 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Weird how his base pretends not to notice the unhinged behavior of the tangerine tyrant.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Went down faster than a ppv fight.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That's what I was thinking.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Usually you can tell when because they void their bowels but as I understand he always smells that way.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ziggy Stardust
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
She'll go scorched earth just to save her own crooked ass.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Get in downward dog position, hang head, and shake vigorously. It works like etch-a-sketch. I have to use it all the time with all the sick shit floating around.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM