John Wesley Hard-on
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John Wesley Hard-on
@jakelennox.bsky.social
Really hope they still do zyns when I retire cuz I'm gonna get hard into nicotine again!
May 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hard not to hear this in his voice with some hand gestures 👑
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · May 1
Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
May 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Do parents with autism (that is, they themselves are autistic), have to wear ear protection 24/7?
Doesn't matter if I think a kid is nice, when they wail it sends me
April 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The Kinks early production is thinner than your average catwalk
April 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The overnight fan is now in action in my bedroom til September
April 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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To be cringe is to be free 🫱🦋

They'll be cringe one day as well.
April 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Just remembered wildflowers are coming!
April 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
T-minus 5 days til I go on holiday. Gonna start considering washing my hair
April 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Me in between podcast eras rn
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Why aren't they working on something as good as cigarettes, but without the downsides?
March 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Flashing the hazards! What a beautiful symbol of thanks. All the anarchists do it
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I take my earphones out for 5 minutes and the hand driers & kids scraping their feet along the ground are trying to give me a meltdown
March 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The transition of DV8 from culchiewear to the hippest shop on the high street was subtle and slow but it happened
March 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I might only buy women's hoodies from here on. Baggy but cropped? Menswear has never heard of this
March 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
People can tell when you're listening to Oye Como Va in earphones
March 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Having a shoe rack is a great idea if you have less than or equal to 2 pairs of cowboy boots
March 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
First day on elvanse lfg
March 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Either is one of those words that's kinda alright whichever way you say it
March 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I fear old people judge me when they see on my phone while walking. Please, I'm actually just on Duolingo! I'm not like the others!
February 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night with my watch on the wrong way round. Scary days we're living in here folks
January 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
All the young dudes carry the nudes
December 7, 2024 at 11:12 AM