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Jake Meis
@jakemeis.bsky.social
Chronic Introvert|30|NM|Just here to amuse myself and others|LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|🍑NSFW🍆|No minors🔞|Blank profile=Blocked|
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I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮‍💨
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.

(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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#fcf from AZ.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is anyone else's bluesky randomly unfollowing people? I've come across several people that I've had to re-follow within the past few weeks! So just fyi if I randomly unfollow you without blocking you, it most likely wasn't me.
a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮‍💨
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I really do post ass a lot but idk I like showing off my chub butt 😋
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Two bingos for me! I really need to fill this card. 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Monday, y'all! Anyone wanna hang out after work? #mcm
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Had a birthday over the weekend so here’s some cake for everyone 🍰
#gayass
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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How about some bundt 🎂?

Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Chopping wood this sunny Sunday #nudist #woodsplitting
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Did somebody request thicc, hairy ass cheeks to stuff their face into? 🍑 #sundaybunday
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Fuck🤤
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hair today, gone tomorrow! Which do you prefer? #fdf #fcf
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good morning, people! Rise up and get to shining.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Just playing with the light a little #mcm
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Y'all helped my page get to over 4k followers!🥳 I'm very grateful to each of you for choosing to follow this awkward, antisocial, little guy.😅 I can't explain just how cathartic it has been for me to put myself out there and have y'all fully embrace me!🥹 Thank you all so much for being here!💗😘
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon!
(wrong answers only)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Looks like it's time for another #monochromemonday!
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good morning y'all! Sun was just beginning to rise, and I rose with it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Well well well! Would you look at the time? Time to whip those fat fuckin’ cocks out fellas!! #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Reporting for #softcock Saturday, ma’am! I mean, sir! I mean, POOBAH! 🫡 #scs
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Need someone to replace the plug, asap! 😈

#scs #hairysacksaturday
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A little something extra since y'all were so patient with all my shenanigans! 😁 #fcf #fdf
November 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Close enough, y'all! Thanks to everyone thats been liking all my bait posts. Hope it was worth the wait. 😈 I'm sure y'all will let me know! 😅
#fcf #fdf
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Show of hands (or dicks):

Who else has always been perceived as a “wholesome” good boy, but secretly loves getting naked on the internet? 🙋🏻‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM