Jake Meis
@jakemeis.bsky.social
Chronic Introvert|30|NM|Just here to amuse myself and others|LGBT+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️|🍑NSFW🍆|No minors🔞|Blank profile=Blocked|
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I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮💨
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child.
(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
(It's all fun and games until GIANT BAT MONSTER!)
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Is anyone else's bluesky randomly unfollowing people? I've come across several people that I've had to re-follow within the past few weeks! So just fyi if I randomly unfollow you without blocking you, it most likely wasn't me.
a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a bench looking at his phone .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Is anyone else's bluesky randomly unfollowing people? I've come across several people that I've had to re-follow within the past few weeks! So just fyi if I randomly unfollow you without blocking you, it most likely wasn't me.
I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I needed the big tea this morning! 🥱😴 A big D woulda been nice too 😏😮💨
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I really do post ass a lot but idk I like showing off my chub butt 😋
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I really do post ass a lot but idk I like showing off my chub butt 😋
Two bingos for me! I really need to fill this card. 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Two bingos for me! I really need to fill this card. 🥴
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How about some bundt 🎂?
Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How about some bundt 🎂?
Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
Delicious all around with a big hole in the centre. 😋
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Chopping wood this sunny Sunday #nudist #woodsplitting
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Chopping wood this sunny Sunday #nudist #woodsplitting
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Did somebody request thicc, hairy ass cheeks to stuff their face into? 🍑 #sundaybunday
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Did somebody request thicc, hairy ass cheeks to stuff their face into? 🍑 #sundaybunday
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Good morning, people! Rise up and get to shining.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Good morning, people! Rise up and get to shining.
Y'all helped my page get to over 4k followers!🥳 I'm very grateful to each of you for choosing to follow this awkward, antisocial, little guy.😅 I can't explain just how cathartic it has been for me to put myself out there and have y'all fully embrace me!🥹 Thank you all so much for being here!💗😘
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Y'all helped my page get to over 4k followers!🥳 I'm very grateful to each of you for choosing to follow this awkward, antisocial, little guy.😅 I can't explain just how cathartic it has been for me to put myself out there and have y'all fully embrace me!🥹 Thank you all so much for being here!💗😘
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon!
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon!
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
Looks like it's time for another #monochromemonday!
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looks like it's time for another #monochromemonday!
Good morning y'all! Sun was just beginning to rise, and I rose with it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning y'all! Sun was just beginning to rise, and I rose with it.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Show of hands (or dicks):
Who else has always been perceived as a “wholesome” good boy, but secretly loves getting naked on the internet? 🙋🏻♂️
Who else has always been perceived as a “wholesome” good boy, but secretly loves getting naked on the internet? 🙋🏻♂️
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Show of hands (or dicks):
Who else has always been perceived as a “wholesome” good boy, but secretly loves getting naked on the internet? 🙋🏻♂️
Who else has always been perceived as a “wholesome” good boy, but secretly loves getting naked on the internet? 🙋🏻♂️