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I want to be friends with everyone I can be but it's not necessary. Somewhere between hyper realistic and the power of positivity.
January 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just a song about a guy who saved the world from crab people

youtu.be/q6OM4D2FzVA?...
Crab People Crusader
YouTube video by Jake Razz
youtu.be
December 20, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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A hand made of bronze and gold. It has been interpreted as the earliest proshetic hand for a casualty of conflict, a symbol for the status of the bearer. However, the solar symbols on the cuff suggest that it had also a cosmological significance.
Found in Prêles, ...🧵1/2

#archaeology 🏺
📷by me
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Complacency is the silent killer of dreams and progress
December 11, 2024 at 4:59 AM
No matter how poor you are you can always invest in yourself
December 9, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Why do new fast food restaurants still get built with the second drive thru window they never use
December 4, 2024 at 11:53 PM
People whose entire identity revolves around their political alignment are weird. Get a hobby, go live life, have fun
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Order pizza
Show up for pizza
Only 1 pizza on to go rack
Give them name
They pick up pizza and read name
They ask for the name again
Give them name again
Watch them look around like theyre looking for some other magical pizza besides the only one that's there before finally handing me my pizza
December 3, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Ok tool guys.

What's your current go to drill/impact brand?

Looking to get a set while the deals are running. Have to provide my own tools for work and don't want crap that's not worth it.

My little Makita set worked well for a few years but my impact broke earlier in the year
December 1, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Full image of Pillars Of Creation by JWST (NIRCam).
🔭 🧪
November 21, 2024 at 6:50 PM
My favorite UFO sighting is the go-slow
November 21, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Twin parenting is a rollercoaster. Officially got tag-teamed for the for the first time earlier when the both peed during back to back diaper changes 😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The only bad part about online grocery ordering is now you get these chicken game style face offs of who's more important between the worker with their big work cart and the customer with their shopping cart.

GTFO my way I'm giving you money vs GTFO my way I'm at work
November 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Aw shit they got beyblades at Sonic, might have to f around and get a kids meal
November 17, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Looks like a place id build my camp on ARK scorched earth map 😅
November 17, 2024 at 2:08 AM
IDK who needs to hear this but just cuz it snows doesn't mean you can get lazy with your dog poop. Pick it up you bums
November 12, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Just when I was reaching the age that songs like "blues clues" we're finally starting to not be burned into my brain, the kid makes it all start over again 😂
November 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
When orb daddy shows up at the hearing as a surprise guest
November 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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This is SO COOL. Extremely rare soft crystalline seashells are washing up in Northern California right now [a thread 🧵]...

🦑🧪🌊🐙
November 11, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I don't drink vitamin water often but it was on sale and this is gas
November 11, 2024 at 1:27 AM
November 9, 2024 at 11:24 PM
The moment of panic when you're fidgeting with your card waiting in line at a drive-thru and you drop it between the seat and center console
November 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
So many "clean" and "family friendly" rap playlists on Spotify are absolutely not 😂😂😂 tf yall let your kids listen to
November 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Man I miss that furry hoodie. Furry hoodie era jake was a menace y'all could never hang with dude. Need to bring it back with a replacement soon
November 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Just switched my phone back to assistant instead of Gemini. Stupid Google Gemini can't even set an alarm on my phone
November 1, 2024 at 9:05 PM