Jake Thorne
@jakethorne.bsky.social
Accountancy, plus a bit of fun and frivolity. No political affiliation. ⛔No crypto. ⛔ASK FOR MONEY, CARDS, ETC= INSTANT BLOCK!! NO EXCEPTIONS. Scalphunter.
Good morning, lovelies ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Good morning, lovelies ❤️
Have a good day everyone
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Have a good day everyone
Good morning all. Have a good one.
February 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Good morning all. Have a good one.
"Are you boldly going anywhere special this weekend, Spock?"
"Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
"Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
January 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Are you boldly going anywhere special this weekend, Spock?"
"Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
"Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
I think I picked the wrong video shop...
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I think I picked the wrong video shop...
Oh dear, oh dear. Fantasy takes another turn....
January 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Oh dear, oh dear. Fantasy takes another turn....
"What do you think the top secret is, Spock?"
"Logically, Captain, I think she boldly went where no Professor has boldly gone before."
"I think you know, Spock, after all you're living next door to Alice."
"Logically, Captain, I think she boldly went where no Professor has boldly gone before."
"I think you know, Spock, after all you're living next door to Alice."
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"What do you think the top secret is, Spock?"
"Logically, Captain, I think she boldly went where no Professor has boldly gone before."
"I think you know, Spock, after all you're living next door to Alice."
"Logically, Captain, I think she boldly went where no Professor has boldly gone before."
"I think you know, Spock, after all you're living next door to Alice."
"You, boy, is it true that Manchester United won, and a national holiday has been declared?"
January 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"You, boy, is it true that Manchester United won, and a national holiday has been declared?"
"Why do they call you Red?"
"Because I'm black, Mandy"
"Because I'm black, Mandy"
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Why do they call you Red?"
"Because I'm black, Mandy"
"Because I'm black, Mandy"
"Spock, have ever felt a more urgent need to boldly go?"
"Not since those Klingon laxatives, Captain"
"Not since those Klingon laxatives, Captain"
January 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Spock, have ever felt a more urgent need to boldly go?"
"Not since those Klingon laxatives, Captain"
"Not since those Klingon laxatives, Captain"
That hat is a good as an electric fence...
January 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That hat is a good as an electric fence...
"Has your pardon from Biden come through yet, Red"
"Nah, I guess I'll wait to join you after your escape, Andy"
"Nah, I guess I'll wait to join you after your escape, Andy"
January 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"Has your pardon from Biden come through yet, Red"
"Nah, I guess I'll wait to join you after your escape, Andy"
"Nah, I guess I'll wait to join you after your escape, Andy"
"Spock, is it true that Vulcans do have a sense of humour?"
"Of course, Captain."
"OK. How would you respond if you heard "knock, knock?"
"I'd radio Mr Scot to tell him the big ends need lubricating."
"Of course, Captain."
"OK. How would you respond if you heard "knock, knock?"
"I'd radio Mr Scot to tell him the big ends need lubricating."
January 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"Spock, is it true that Vulcans do have a sense of humour?"
"Of course, Captain."
"OK. How would you respond if you heard "knock, knock?"
"I'd radio Mr Scot to tell him the big ends need lubricating."
"Of course, Captain."
"OK. How would you respond if you heard "knock, knock?"
"I'd radio Mr Scot to tell him the big ends need lubricating."
Oh, sir, you were about to ask if my gun was loaded
January 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh, sir, you were about to ask if my gun was loaded
Spurs new striker..
January 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spurs new striker..
"George, there's a guy works down the chip shop thinks he's Elvis."
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"George, there's a guy works down the chip shop thinks he's Elvis."
When she's drained you but you still have to go to work.
January 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When she's drained you but you still have to go to work.
"Spock, how do you deal with corruption on Vulcan?"
"We sell them to the Klingons as slaves. How about on earth, Captain?"
"We make them a Knight or a Dame."
"We sell them to the Klingons as slaves. How about on earth, Captain?"
"We make them a Knight or a Dame."
January 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Spock, how do you deal with corruption on Vulcan?"
"We sell them to the Klingons as slaves. How about on earth, Captain?"
"We make them a Knight or a Dame."
"We sell them to the Klingons as slaves. How about on earth, Captain?"
"We make them a Knight or a Dame."
"So, where did you get that poster from, Andy?"
"I won it in this week's Best Escape Plan competition, Red"
"I won it in this week's Best Escape Plan competition, Red"
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"So, where did you get that poster from, Andy?"
"I won it in this week's Best Escape Plan competition, Red"
"I won it in this week's Best Escape Plan competition, Red"
Good day everyone and no-one.
January 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Good day everyone and no-one.
Anyone heard from Ed Millipede?
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone heard from Ed Millipede?
