Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
@jakkal.monster
jakkal (ジャッカル) [he/him, 腐男子, 🇺🇸 in 🇯🇵]
hating me won't make me suck any less
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
hating me won't make me suck any less
(パラライ🐍🐍/エイスリ🐇🐧/とうらぶ🌿🦋+🐶🦋/まほやく🐦🧵/ etc)
twt @ glitchgoats
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Jakkal, Who Death Forgot
@jakkal.monster
· Oct 18
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hello i am Jakkal
i will probably remake this when i figure out what i want to do for a new askbox but for now this should cover what you should probably know
hello i am Jakkal
i will probably remake this when i figure out what i want to do for a new askbox but for now this should cover what you should probably know
even though ive only travelled for hasebe thus far my coworkers are already starting to ask "what sword this time" whenever im going somewhere LMAO
February 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
even though ive only travelled for hasebe thus far my coworkers are already starting to ask "what sword this time" whenever im going somewhere LMAO
been thinking abt fashion lately and i think it was the cj the x video about jojo petey's awful suits where their ultimate takeaway about fashion is "stop asking what you like, start asking what you are socially" and i Do Not want to dress like the image of My Job so i wasnt sure what to do there--
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
been thinking abt fashion lately and i think it was the cj the x video about jojo petey's awful suits where their ultimate takeaway about fashion is "stop asking what you like, start asking what you are socially" and i Do Not want to dress like the image of My Job so i wasnt sure what to do there--
anyway today i am making gumbo as best i can with what's in the grocery stores here on the frozen northern island of japan but i think i made a pretty good approximation
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
anyway today i am making gumbo as best i can with what's in the grocery stores here on the frozen northern island of japan but i think i made a pretty good approximation
anyway i saw white jam on saturday and seeing gashima-san much closer than i did at dope box was.
well. you know that episode of bobs burgers where louise starts oshiing boo boo and doesnt know how to handle except by wanting to slap him. i bring this up for no reason
well. you know that episode of bobs burgers where louise starts oshiing boo boo and doesnt know how to handle except by wanting to slap him. i bring this up for no reason
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 AM
anyway i saw white jam on saturday and seeing gashima-san much closer than i did at dope box was.
well. you know that episode of bobs burgers where louise starts oshiing boo boo and doesnt know how to handle except by wanting to slap him. i bring this up for no reason
well. you know that episode of bobs burgers where louise starts oshiing boo boo and doesnt know how to handle except by wanting to slap him. i bring this up for no reason
also the lyric instruction book dropping gems like:
-"this is my love" Is meant to sound like a love song
-casa mila saying that "why do you like me" is unique because of the ノンバイナリ perspective on it
-multiple writers just expressing a desire to be respectful of hiphop bc the bar is in hell
-"this is my love" Is meant to sound like a love song
-casa mila saying that "why do you like me" is unique because of the ノンバイナリ perspective on it
-multiple writers just expressing a desire to be respectful of hiphop bc the bar is in hell
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
also the lyric instruction book dropping gems like:
-"this is my love" Is meant to sound like a love song
-casa mila saying that "why do you like me" is unique because of the ノンバイナリ perspective on it
-multiple writers just expressing a desire to be respectful of hiphop bc the bar is in hell
-"this is my love" Is meant to sound like a love song
-casa mila saying that "why do you like me" is unique because of the ノンバイナリ perspective on it
-multiple writers just expressing a desire to be respectful of hiphop bc the bar is in hell
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i think more about paradox live than anyone in the english fandom, no matter who they are, and this is a verifiable fact (proof: i run phanto.moe) and yet it is perpetually delightful that even six years on i am still being excited and electrified by the new shit they pull
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
i think more about paradox live than anyone in the english fandom, no matter who they are, and this is a verifiable fact (proof: i run phanto.moe) and yet it is perpetually delightful that even six years on i am still being excited and electrified by the new shit they pull
my direct supervisor at work tried my salmiakki (I offered) and on a related note I taught the rest of my coworkers the useful english phrase "going on a face journey"
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 AM
my direct supervisor at work tried my salmiakki (I offered) and on a related note I taught the rest of my coworkers the useful english phrase "going on a face journey"
i asked my friends to tell me no. the responses i got:
"you need him"
"he's perfect"
"give him a sword"
"i can't tell you no"
"in what universe will i tell you no"
EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it
"you need him"
"he's perfect"
"give him a sword"
"i can't tell you no"
"in what universe will i tell you no"
EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 AM
i asked my friends to tell me no. the responses i got:
"you need him"
"he's perfect"
"give him a sword"
"i can't tell you no"
"in what universe will i tell you no"
EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it
"you need him"
"he's perfect"
"give him a sword"
"i can't tell you no"
"in what universe will i tell you no"
EVERYONE I KNOW IS USELESS i bought it
i am at the point where my mental state is not dependent on my purchases of frivolties but the number of pieces of koupenchan merch that still rank in the "best physical object I've ever spent money" on. well that's just the level of joy it sparks
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
i am at the point where my mental state is not dependent on my purchases of frivolties but the number of pieces of koupenchan merch that still rank in the "best physical object I've ever spent money" on. well that's just the level of joy it sparks
thinking about RENT for the first time in like 12 years thanks to seasons of love coming on autoplay and while there are many problems with it, mostly its occasional staggering tonedeafness, i think it
well if it doesn't "hold up" i at least still like it as something i liked as a teen
well if it doesn't "hold up" i at least still like it as something i liked as a teen
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
thinking about RENT for the first time in like 12 years thanks to seasons of love coming on autoplay and while there are many problems with it, mostly its occasional staggering tonedeafness, i think it
well if it doesn't "hold up" i at least still like it as something i liked as a teen
well if it doesn't "hold up" i at least still like it as something i liked as a teen
legitimately weirdest part of moving to Japan has been the rapidity with which I've gone from Typical American Sedentary to an "it's only 2km why don't I just walk there" guy
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
legitimately weirdest part of moving to Japan has been the rapidity with which I've gone from Typical American Sedentary to an "it's only 2km why don't I just walk there" guy
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me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I --
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
me: yeah sure we can leave Parco, I don't think there's anything else I --
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
[i spy a conspicuously dome-shaped head over the shelves]
anyway
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got asked if i wanted to go to the shrine at midnight and im like that does sound nice but it interferes with my yearly tradition of listening to the mountain goats at midnight and ugly crying, so my first hatsumoude will have to wait until tomorrow
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
got asked if i wanted to go to the shrine at midnight and im like that does sound nice but it interferes with my yearly tradition of listening to the mountain goats at midnight and ugly crying, so my first hatsumoude will have to wait until tomorrow
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
look at my technicolor crocodiles, boy
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
(this is neopetsposting. currently at 41, and today's new slots for premium members mean i'll be at 43 sooner than later lol)
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
about to have two very boring days at work which means drawing dumb shit at my desk. I call this one The National News
finally caved and bought dashi and since I already have miso. that's right. miso soup 24/7
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
finally caved and bought dashi and since I already have miso. that's right. miso soup 24/7
come to paralive we have a character shanking a man one night and gender trouble the next
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
come to paralive we have a character shanking a man one night and gender trouble the next
at work I keep getting gifted pictures of koupenchan, because I chose to devote my soul to a character who is very easy to draw, and as a result I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
at work I keep getting gifted pictures of koupenchan, because I chose to devote my soul to a character who is very easy to draw, and as a result I AM IMMORTAL AND WILL NEVER DIE
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Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
ten years ago to the day my entire life was Extremely bad
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
ten years ago to the day my entire life was Extremely bad
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
today my life fucking rules
eat rocks, universe. i win this one
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October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM