Jacob
jakob.jingleheimer.dev
Jacob
@jakob.jingleheimer.dev
@nodejs.org core team, @tc39.es delegate, organiser of @amsterdam.codebar.io, contributor to most OSS web projects you've heard of. emoji enthusiast, wino
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Ohhh like "hasAnyKeys" or "isEmpty"? Yes, that could be useful. But if we have keyLength, we can just check if it's zero.
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This already exists, no?

const hasFoo = 'foo' in obj;

for (const key of ['foo', 'bar', …]) key in obj;
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
How would you chain this? 🤔

Also, the more a prototype bloats, the more expensive other things get.
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Definitely want that part. Let's split that off into a separate PR 😜
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You were OoO like a day and the world breaks 🤭🤔
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Congrats 🙌
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Thank god
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If it was you, thank you 🙏
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Or maybe Millennium's Rule by Trudi Canavan
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
PROD: 1B records successfully deleted
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Your first mistake was picking British Airways
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The Dresden Files? (There're a bajillion of them though, and the main char is kinda a prick for the first ~3, but that's maybe a lesson: his dickishness makes his life a lot harder, and it improves when he chills out).

the gods are basically all women.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Maybe the Mist Born series?
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hell yess
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wow 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
W00t! 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I imagine they probably don't want people doing that
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
😞
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We have an automated migration for that 🙂 bluesk won't let me post a link for some reason
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM